Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Hey, you have a "couch guy"?
I don't know what that means.
You have a guy for everything: construction guy, car guy. I need a couch guy.
Huh.
I'm moving back into my place. I just want a fresh start. I kinda blew through my savings on my "sabbatical". Don't make me ask Atwater.
What's in it for me? [Lindsay raises an eyebrow flirtatiously at him] I'll make some calls.
Remember the 8 P's from your academy training?
Yeah.
Let's hear 'em.
Proper police planning prevents piss poor police performance.
You know what Moses had when he parted the Red Sea?
What?
Permission from his supervisor.
I'm the last guy you should ask about decorative furniture. I'm a "function over form" man.
[smirks] What does that mean?
It means that if its comfy then I don't care what it looks like. You know, we could always give it a "test drive"
Test out the "function"?
[cheekily] I hope we're talking about the same thing.
[to Ruzek] You start chasing things in the air instead of the ones on the street you don't get to anybody.
I think you actually got both.
Function and form.
Kind of like me. I have rugged good looks and a razor sharp mind.
Overtime is like gold around here.
Secret operation or not, you can't commit murder and steal bodies with impunity.
[Dawson and Voight are interrogating a suspect who kept claiming he was a CIA operative.]
Says here you took the CPD test three times and each time you were rejected. You're color blind.
[deadpan] Yet somehow you were recruited into the CIA.
Dr. Charles, welcome to Intelligence.
[looks around the squad room] So, this is it. The infamous black side I've been reading about all these years?
Not everything you read is true.
So, Jay, I'm not usually the matchmaking type of guy but my wife wants to set you up with somebody.
Woah, Herrmann, what's wrong with me?
[holds a finger to shush Will] Slow down. [to Herrmann] Who is it?
She's a great gal. She's cute, you know, and she's in my wife's bridge club.
[snickers] Ok, I take it back. Jay, you can have her.
[chuckles] Shut up.
Thanks.
Why am I here? I'm the one who got beat up.
Ethan, I think the kids were just scared, not just about Colin. They're scared about you.
You're just gonna let this kid walk?
I can't arrest him for something he might do. I can't even hold him. He's a minor.
Since when did Hank Voight become such a stickler for the rules?
It's called a halfway house for a reason. You only know half the stuff that's goin' on.
I was a soldier too.
Yeah?
Yeah man. [pauses] I've known some heroes. But what you did, going public, telling the truth about what happened...it might just be the bravest thing I've ever seen.
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