Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Is it true you got to buy your own duty weapon, or you just got to buy the backup?
Oh, Chicago police officers are required to pay for their own sidearm, both primary and backup.
Hmm.
What you carry?
I like a Walther PPK.
You sound like future police to me.
Or a hit man.
Am I under arrest?
No, we encourage car fires. It's a new program.
That's the new commander? [imitating the commander] "Sounds like fun" Weird dude.
I mean, imagine how heartbroken you'd be not seeing my smiling face every day.
I wish I could've seen more of your city.
It's beautiful even when it isn't.
Did you know you were outside of sexclub?
Yeah, the Red Bridge.
What was it like inside?
Don't tell him, man. He'll be useless to us the rest of the day.
Look, whatever we got to do to come across convincingly in there? I'm prepared.
So noble.
Whoa! Oh my.
Easy boys. It's okay.
Okay, I'm kind of tripping right now.
What?
This is a sex club. People have sex inside.
[After returning from an undercover drug bust]
[excitedly] Oh, yeah, it's been a while since we pulled a rip. I forgot how much fun it was.
[grins] I've done some pretty crazy recon missions. That got my heart pumping.
Hey. Um, Sergeant. I heard Intelligence pulled a rip on some major dealers last night.
Let me guess who leaked this amazing story, your boy toy, Ruzek? [Roman laughs]
Boy what? No. Just, if any–– if any back ups needed we're volunteering our services.
didn't get upstairs, Burgess, so give it up. But, I do love your can-do spirit, so I am assigning you two to "psycho squad" duty. The Bulgarian consulate in Chicago forwarded a list of whackos who've made threats against President Pla-no..Pla..Pre...President...Pla...President whoever, who arrives in two days for some trade conference. You're gonna do spot checks on all persons on that list, see if they pose a danger.
Yeah. Can't you put Garcia or Sikora on this one?
Roman, be grateful I don't park you at a desk doing traffic reports.
[discussing a suspect's background check] Not even a parking ticket.
So, aside from operating a heroin lab, he's also a Boy Scout.
So, Blue. You got a real name?
Barack Obama.
[Halstead and Ruzek look at each other and laugh]
[plays along] Ha, oh, I wasn't prepared for this. It's an honor. Mr. President, we know that you're part of a heroin ring. Runs out of Angels strip club.
One last name came in from the consulate, sounds like a real winner. Some guy upset at Bulgaria 'cause they're trying to join the EU.
Maybe after this we can get back to real police work?
Hey, how's that K-9 girl working out for ya?
If I have to do another day with her, I'm gonna transfer. To Milwaukee.
Oh, don't kid yourself, Roman. You're so in love with that girl it ain't even funny.
Halstead you got this?
Yeah, I got this.
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