You were just going to walk up, shoot Ross in the middle of the street, huh? Let me ask you something. How stupid are you?
JCJoe Catalano
I got a damn good insurance policy.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[to Gradishar] His family lost a father because you used him as the bottom rung of your ladder. You don't know. You don't know what we do or what we sacrifice or the price we pay for this for the job. And you'll never know.
If they have a private security cam at the lot, I bet you we get at least a plate off the escalade.
Genius.
I am. Thank you.
I'll call the Purple Pig. Seeing as how you're buying, it's the least I can do. And just so you know, I'm thinking truffles.
GGradishar
It's funny. They warned me about you. Upstairs said, "Manage him.", "Use him. Keep him in line. And as soon as you start to lose him, take him down." But they didn't do you justice, Hank.
They set you up to fail.
GGradishar
No, I don't think so. They know this place needs a guy like you, as long as he's controlled. But now you're an experiment gone wrong, Hank, and they're gonna find a way to break you.
First rule of a gunfight: bring a gun. Second rule: bring friends with guns. [raises his glass] Here's to having friends in Chicago.
Is no one gonna talk about the fact that Voight got arrested last night?
He was put in cuffs once before by me. He got out of those pretty easy. Why should this time be any different?
Wait, so let me get this straight. The rule of law doesn't apply to Voight? Just so I'm clear.
Just do your job.
So what's the scoop, Sarge?
Yeah, what's the scoop?
If Voight got arrested, what were the charges?
Yeah, they're not gonna take the unit from him, will they? He actually likes us.
You're like two washerwomen from the old country. Why don't you take your laundry down to the river?
[grabs Burgess' arm] Hey, listen. Come with me. [to Platt] We need her today.
What about me?
Don't really have the curves I'm looking for, Atwater. Sorry man.
Hey, man. What's up?
That's cute. You think I'm here for you?
Lady, I'm going to hogtie you with handcuffs so fast that your dentures will spin. Now give us an address.
DDjurovic
I'm gonna sue you! I'm gonna sue the city! I'm gonna sue your mother for having you! I'm gonna sue your father for even thinking about doing––
Dawson [glares at Djurovic] Shut up.
[opens his door and sees Olinsky at his doorstep] Hey.
I figured you might be drinking. A man shouldn't be drinking alone.
CCommander
The car is registered to Lonnie Rodiger. And that's you two cars behind.
Okay, so I happened to be driving home behind a pedophile.
What, were you raised in a trailer park?
Works the same, right?
Sarge, I'm willing to help you and everything, but you gotta tell me what's going on here.
[sighs] I gotta close the dad deal.
The the what now?
I'm accustomed to living in a nice house in Lincoln Park, a house I can't afford on my CPD salary.
Okay.
My dad is very wealthy. Investment banker wealthy. Cover of Forbes wealthy.
Really?
I'm his older single daughter who's never been married. We do this dance every year where I bring my new fiancé to dinner and tell him I'm sure this is the one. He then writes me a check and tells me he's proud of me. We're both just going through the motions at this point, but he's old-fashioned, and I don't want to think about what would happen if I don't play the game.
All right, say no more. I get it. I do. It's just I you think he's going to buy this?
Why wouldn't he?
Well, the, uh the age difference.
Exactly how old do you think I am?
I have no idea.
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