I step outside for five minutes, you can't watch him?
I was in the can.
I was getting him the soft toilet paper. He hates the scratchy kind.
Well I'm glad your ass is feeling loved.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I love you.
That love's gonna kill me.
Hey, you all better be at that fundraiser tomorrow, unless you want a size nine high-heel boot up your ass.
You coming?
I'd rather have my balls cut off.
[everyone laughs and groans]
What? What? Too soon for that joke?
[grabs Hale and Kohn's butts] Mmm! Mother's little helpers. Get me my goddamn warrant.
[as Gemma is led into the police station] What the hell did you do?
Same thing you did. Nailed some little tart from Nevada.
Like I don't have enough shit oozing out of my ears. You gotta go and do this.
You should've thought of that before your dick went on a cheerleader hunt.
Hey! I didn't tell her to come here.
But she's here!
Well, it's not my fault!
And it's not my pussy!
And that's why I'm single.
[voiceover] The older I get, the more I realize that age doesn't bring wisdom. It only brings weary. I'm not any smarter than I was 30 years ago. I've just grown too tired to juggle the lies and hide the fears. Self-awareness doesn't reveal my indiscretions; exhaustion does.
[about Clay] You so much as flash a pretty grin at him-I will jam my fist so far up your bony ass, your cup size will double.
CCherry
Is that how your rack got to be that size?
TTrammel
I didn't sign on for burned bodies, dead sheriffs.
I know.
TTrammel
This is over.
Hey, Trammel. It's too late for over, man. You know all about us, and we know all about you. Look, only way this relationship works is two of us together, or one of us dead.
What'd you tell Jax about the bodies?
Some of the truth.
And Lowell?
A little more.
The rest stays buried.
Yeah. And rest in peace.
I understand you declined Bobby's request for some comfort.
CCherry
Yeah, I did. I'm not about that anymore.
If I was to ask for some comfort, would you be about that?
CCherry
No, sorry, but your old lady would turn us both into chum.
[voiceover] Inside the club, there had to be truth. Our word was our honor. But outside, it was all about deception. Lies were our defense, our default. To survive, you had to master the art of perjury. The lie and the truth had to feel the same. But once you learned that skill, nobody knows the truth in or outside the club; especially you.
Can you distract the doctors?
Yeah. No problem…Excuse me, ladies. How you doing? Uh, you're doctors, both of you?
FDFemale Doctor
Yeah.
[unzipping his pants] Oh, thank god. Um, a Doberman pinscher took a chunk of my ass.
FDFemale Doctor
Oh, god
Wait, can we just…
FDFemale Doctor
You need to go to the E.R.
Distract them. I said distract them, not scar them for life.
I'm serious. I think it's infected.
You guys gave it your best shot. You've got nothing on SAMCRO. And you harassing Tara, that ends here…or next time it won't be a piece-of-shit car I'm draining fluid from.
KKohn
You threatening a federal agent?
I'm threatening you.
[voiceover] Einstein said that any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. But it takes a touch of genius and lots of courage to move something in the opposite direction. I'm realizing that my touch of genius and my courage are coming too little, too late. And I fear that for SAMCRO, there may be no opposite direction.
So you stole an ambulance?
I had nothing to do with this.
Hell, these things are worth, like, a hundred grand, easy.
Yeah, they are. That's why the people who buy 'em are, like, state and federal agencies. So, uh, what? You want me to sell a stolen vehicle to the government?
Oh, uh, just something like a small hospital or something.
Oh, like, uh, Uncle Freddy's Infirmary?
Why don't you just steal, like, a fire engine? And then we could have our own rescue center. We could have our own little uniforms and hats.
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