[Wonder Woman blocks a bolt of lightning from the Weather Wizard with her bracelets.]
There are so many reasons why that shouldn't have worked.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I just flattened Wonder Woman! You really think you can beat me?
I'm not trying to beat you. I'm trying to stall you.
Stall me? For what? [Superman appears behind him] Aw- [gets punched in the face]
For what it's worth, I don't think you could've taken Batman, either.
[Superman has been apparently killed; Wonder Woman grabs Toyman.]
TToyman
What are you going to do to me?
I'm gonna punch a hole in your head.
We don't do that to our enemies.
Speak for yourself!
I'm trying to speak for Superman.
[a grief-stricken Wonder Woman releases Toyman.]
I used to be able to goof around so much because I knew Superman had my back. Now all I've got is his example, and that's gonna have to be enough.
I'm afraid it's time, master Bruce.
I'm not going to the funeral.
[surprised] Why?
Because he's not dead. What tipped me off was the lack of evidence.
Sir?
[showing the table of debris] I brought all this from the crime scene, and I've examined it every way I know how.
And you found?
Absolutely nothing. No scorching, no residue, no radiation. Objects were here, then they were gone.
I'm afraid I don't understand.
Matter can't be created or destroyed, just changed from one form into another.
As you say, sir. I believe I heard something about that when I attended grammar school.
So unless the law of conservation of mass has been repealed, there's still hope. [As Toyman's weapon was technological, not magical, the laws of physics must apply.]
[Lex Luthor walks into Superman's funeral.]
LLLois Lane
Luthor! How dare you show your face here!
Lois, I- [Lois slaps him]
LLLois Lane
You've come to gloat! You've tried to get rid of him for years! Are you happy now? Isn't this what you've always wanted? I hate you! I HATE YOU! ... [breaks down into tears]
[takes her into his arms] Believe it or not, I'm going to miss him, too.
Though we gather here today, bound together in sorrow and loss, we share a precious gift. We are, all of us, privileged to live a life that has been touched by Superman. The Man of Steel possessed many extraordinary gifts, and he shared them with us freely. None of these gifts were more remarkable than his ability to discern what needed to be done, and his unfailing courage in doing it, whatever the personal cost. Let us all strive to accept his gift, and pass it along, as an ongoing tribute to Kal-El of Krypton, the immigrant from the stars, who taught us all how to be heroes.
I've got some things to say. I should've said them when you were here, but... Despite our differences, I have nothing but respect for you. I hope you knew... know that, you showed me that justice doesn't always have to come from the darkness. I'll miss... [something in the distance explodes] What did you always call it, Clark? The never ending battle?
What's with all the long faces, Justice-Dweebs? It's like a wake in here. Lighten up! The answer to all your problems has arrived. Since we're gonna be workin' together, you can call me Lobo.
Good instinct. His name's Lobo. He's a lowlife bounty hunter.
The Main Man happens to be the best bounty hunter in the known universe. You can ask Superman if he weren't busy pushing up daisies.
Hey, don't talk about him like that. Superman was our friend.
You're no Superman.
The ladies say different.
You want an audition? C'mon, ladies, let's dance!
[Villains are terrorizing Metropolis.]
This looks like a job for Superman! But I don't think he's coming.
You wanna settle down now? Please say no!
The Justice League is about more than physical power. It's about ideals, caring, helping.
Buy me a ticket to Pukesville.
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