JBJason Blood
Gone, gone the form of man. Rise the demon Etrigan!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
For the past generation she has hidden from me, but I will never rest until her soul burns in the Eternal Pit.
And I thought Bats was creepy.
The witch has an amulet which can sense when I'm drawing near.
With that stench, who needs an amulet?
Heed me. She will tap into your deepest desires, and dangle them like a carrot in front of your nose. She will give you everything you dream of - but only until she gets what she wants.
The voice of experience?
[grumbles] Don't say I didn't warn you.
MLMorgaine le Fey
[after draining the Hall of Records clerk of her life energy] Youth is so wasted on the young. [looks around at the computers] Don't these people believe in books anymore?
I still don't trust that Martian. He's damaged goods.
I trust J'onn with my life.
I'll send flowers.
[Flash and Wonder Woman try to get into Harv Hickman's Halloween party]
Harv Hickman? The magazine publisher?
You know his work?
I, uh, only read it for the articles.
[elbowing through crowd] Sorry, official world-saving business.
BBouncer
Are you on the list?
This is an emergency. We're with the Justice League.
BBouncer
Heh. Sure, lady. [gestures to costumed party-goers, some dressed as superheroes] So are they.
[to Batman] I know what I experienced was an illusion, but it felt so real. The urge to embrace it was more than I could bear. Sometimes I believe I would do anything to see my loved ones again. You can't imagine how that feels.
Let me understand this - you possess the most powerful object in the world, and yet all you wished for is money and women?
HHHarv Hickman
What else is there?
[chatting up the two models at the Hickman Mansion]
Superman? Yeah, he's a close personal friend...
[Diana bursts into the grotto]
Morgaine's here!
[A giant worm rears up behind them]
Yeah, I kind of gathered that.
[After Morgaine le Fey successfully uses the Martian Manhunter to steal the Stone from the Watchtower]
You stupid, ignorant, pathetic excuses for heroes!
It can't be....
Oh, really, your highness?! Take another look! I pursued that witch for centuries, and yet you've blindly ignored my warnings and doomed the world!
Enough! [slaps him]
[rubs jaw] The truth hurts, doesn't it, Princess?
Why don't you go straight to-
[rushing in] More bad news!
[putting the Philosopher's Stone in the Watchtower vault] Ha. I'd like to see her try and get it now.
Be careful what you wish for, little man.
Well, aren't you a ray of sunshine? As far as I'm concerned, this mission's over. The world's safe again and I for one am gonna kick back. So go find some other house to haunt! [leaves]
He didn't mean that.
Do you think I care?
[After teleporting through dimensions] Ding! Fifth floor, hardware, sporting goods, evil sorceresses!
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