You've earned a chance for a whole new life.
What's life without honor? I'm not worthy.
Draaga, the real test of honor isn't how you die. It's how you live.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Easy, boy. We'll have you back behind monkey bars before we know it.
Get your stinking paws off me, you filthy human!
Say what?!
I can't think - I'm tired and hungry...
DDetective
Maybe some coffee will help. How do you take it?
Cream and 37 sugars. [the detective starts, then looks at him incredulously] Really.
Let's see, after I caught the gorilla, he told me that...
He talked to you?
Yeah, right after I stopped his car.
I'm supposed to believe this?
Hey, we've both got a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt here.
[after punching Flash] That's for the banana. I hate bananas.
[Green Lantern blasts Solovar]
Was that really necessary?
Okay, so he can talk.
My apologies for the hasty exit, but I have a city to destroy!
Weird. Am I the only one creeped out here? Where is everyone?
Perhaps the shield frightened them.
Could be. But usually, when a city looks this empty, flesh-eating zombies are involved.
You watch too many movies.
[Promptly afterwards, they hear a large crowd ranting]
Maybe you don't watch enough!
SCDr. Sarah Corwin
[fires at Flash, only to suddenly find him next to her] How...
You blinked.
People of Central City! The age of hairless, simple-minded humanity is over! Today, a new age dawns. Today, Grodd rules. [crowd cheers] Humans are slow, ugly, immoral, and have an unpleasant body odor!
Hey, who you calling slow?!
Flash, don't heckle the supervillain.
Flash! I can't hold them off much longer!
How much do you weigh?
About four hundred of your pounds. Why do you AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!
You're a bigger fool than I thought.
Oh yeah?! Well, you're... naked!
[preparing to don his helmet] The world will miss your sparkling intellect. Goodbye, Flash.
Not bad, huh? I outsmarted a super-genius!
Guess you're not as dumb as you look.
Yeah! and I... Hey, I resent that! Nobody makes a monkey out of me!
[About Aresia] I like her style.
A definite improvement over Luthor.
SSaleswoman
It's the latest scent! Wear this, and you'll have to beat the men off with a stick.
Believe me - I don't need a stick.
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