[Superman and Flash interrogate Copperhead]
I keep telling you, I don't know anything! I'm just...
SF Superman, Flash and Copperhead
... "an innocent victim of circumstances".
[Superman grabs Copperhead and pushes him against a wall]
Copperhead, when are you going to get some sense and tell us where Luthor is?!
[not intimidated] Oooh, this must be the part where I get so scared, I spill my guts.
What are you gonna do, boy-scout? Short my sheets? Give me a wedgie?
[drops Copperhead, and turns to two guards] Take him back to a holding cell.
[being taken away] Hasta la vista! [hisses]
[sarcastically] That went well.
[Cheetah is supposed to be guarding Batman, but they end up talking about her past]
C Cheetah
My research opened up whole new worlds. There was so much to do...
C Cheetah
You know about that?
You didn't have enough for research subjects, so you used yourself.
C Cheetah
And now I'm a freak.
That's not what I see. I see someone who was willing to sacrifice everything for a cause she believed in.
C Cheetah
[softens] How do you know so much about me?
Let's just say, cats aren't the only creatures who are curious.
C Cheetah
[sidles up to him] Too much curiosity can be dangerous.
[She kisses him]
[While Cheetah "guards" Batman]
She's been down there too long...
Forget it. There's no way I'm going to leave you alone with him.
But, Lexy, where's your sense of fun? Besides, it won't cost you a cent!
[Luthor stumbles, clutching his heart]
Maybe we should get paid now...
[as the villains desert him] No! We can still win if we lure them here! I have a plan, but we've got to stick together.
Hello, Kitty! [knocks Cheetah out with a high-voltage joy-buzzer] And they say I'm not a team player.
[attacking Superman with Kryptonite radiation] Why so surprised, Superman? It's a basic rule of business: turn every weakness into a strength. Of course, that's a lesson you won't live to appreciate.
Neither will YOU, Lex. [electrocutes him from behind]
[dazed] Et tu, Humanite? [passes out]
Whoopsie! Time to run. But there is still one unfinished piece of business...
No fair! How did you get free?!
I could have escaped any time. But I thought I'd hang around to keep an eye on you clowns. [punches Joker]
[dazed] You're dethpicable!
[Joker passes out. The corner of Batman's mouth turns up in a slight smile.]
[Luthor and Ultra-Humanite are back in prison]
HUMANITE! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, YOU TURNCOAT! DO YOU HEAR?! YOU'LL PAY!
[Ultra-Humanite is contentedly watching the Culture Channel on TV with a satisfied smile on his face]
TA TV Announcer
This program was made possible by a grant from the Ultra-Humanite, and viewers like you.
I've got you little sister.
C Cassie
You're not my sister!
My mother used to say the planets revolved around me. She called me her little sun and stars.
[practicing for her return to Themyscira] "You look more radiant than ever, Mother..". No. [tries again] "Gone, Mother? I didn't go anywhere. I was in my room... alone... for eight months..". Definitely not. [tries again] "The world was in peril! Would you have me stand by and do nothing...?" Hera give me strength...
Picture it - The sun. The sea. Hundreds of women just like her running around, and me: the first man they've seen in... oh, maybe forever. Oh, and look what I brought: Iced mochas for everyone! Sweet.
I fail to see the attraction.
Man, you really are from Mars.
Perhaps we should concentrate on finding the relic.
No problem. [Flash grabs the crystal, speeds into the temple, and returns carrying the pot with the relic] See? That was easy. [a giant, fire breathing snake emerges from the ground] Or not!
[walking through a mall] It's like some kind of temple.
Yes, for those who worship their credit cards.
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