Wonder Woman is on another case, Superman's dealing with an earthquake and Batman would only say that he's "busy".
Typical.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[Hawkgirl has just critically damaged an attacking ship]
Hawkgirl!
What? [Superman flies off to prevent the ship from crashing] Oh, that.
[Flash catches Hawkgirl after getting thrown]
Aren't you gonna thank me?
Down, boy.
Asking the fastest man alive to slow things down? Won't be easy.
TJThird Judge
We don't want any doubt about our final judgement, do we?
SJSecond Judge
No, we don't. But who will speak for John Stewart?
Don't you have any lawyers here?
CJChief Judge
We solved our lawyer problem a long time ago.
TJThird Judge
However, you could speak for him, if you wish.
SJSecond Judge
But be aware, if you lose, you'll share the same penalty as the accused.
The same penalty? You mean... that's crazy!
CJChief Judge
No, that's how we solved our lawyer problem.
[buying time defending Green Lantern] Ahem. Right. Sure. But first, I'd like to say a few words about... about habeus corpus. Yeah, habeus corpus! And ipso... facto! Phi Beta Kappa!... [still defending Green Lantern] Have you asked yourself, "why this rush to judgment?" If the ring wasn't lit, you must acquit, and furthermore...
Uh, looks like we've got a surprise witness.
PProsecutor
Surprise witness? He was nowhere near the crime, what kind of witness could he be?
A big scary one.
PProsecutor
How much more must we hear? We demand an immediate judgment!
I object!
JJudges
[in unison, clearly irritated] OVERRULED!
I'm sorry. I did everything I could.
I wish you hadn't.
[being moved toward the execution chamber] Whoa, time out! I want an appeal!
Will you show some dignity for once in your life?
This isn't right. We can't just sit here.
We have to. Think of the others like us. We all need to be held accountable. We have too much power not to be.
In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might, beware my power: Green Lantern's light!
GGuardian
We chose wisely when we offered you the ring.
You know, all this could have been avoided.
How?
Come and air your grievances at the World Assembly. Negotiate for peace.
You'd have me crawl to them like some beggar?
No. Stand before them like a king.
We never should have left that sub down there. Now it's in the hands of that madman.
Aquaman's no madman. He's a king. He only wants to preserve and protect his own kind.
So who's going to protect us from him?
I'll take it from here. [takes Deadshot away from the group]
DDeadshot
You can't scare me, Batman.
[grabbing him] Let me give you one word of advice...
[Batman whispers something indistinct.]
DDeadshot
Okay, I'll tell, I'll tell.
[to Superman] What did he say?
You don't want to know.
[Aquaman jumps off of a jetski and onto the back of a giant killer whale, which jumps through the air and lands on a large group of soldiers before submerging.]
I saw it, but I still don't believe it.
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