What is this thing?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
It's says, "Hologram 9000".
Cool.
Dude, holograms! What if we use it to make holograms of ourselves and put them in here so that Benson thinks we're working?
What? Why would we do that? We're almost done. Plus, it says it can kill you. (Sure enough,there is a sticker on the machine that shows so. Off in the distance, Ajay makes an announcement on his megaphone)
AAjay
Last call for burgers. I repeat, last call for burgers.
Dude, you're going first. (Rigby pushes the red button on the machine, and the door slides open. He enters as the door closes. Mordecai then sets the switch to "extremely realistic", then, red lasers scan Rigby.
Eeeeyaaghhyrrerrohdough! (Rigby screams in pain before the lasers move off)
Come on, dude, you gotta stay still. It's not gonna work if you move.
But it hurts!
Yeah, well, you know what else is gonna hurt? Not getting that burger. (Rigby stands up) Come on, best burger in the world.
Best burger in the world. Best burger in the world. Anyone who doesn't eat one... (Crosses arms across chest then hold them up like Ajay) ...is a chump! (the lasers scan him) NYAAAAAH! (Rigby's graphic on the machine turns into a wireframe. Seconds later, Rigby's hologram comes out. It looks very simular to him)
RRRNNGHH!!! (Mordecai grunts as the hologram of him is created. Mordecai kicks a box as he and Rigby place it next to the Rigby hologram, now holding a box, and place a box under the Mordecai hologram) Nice. Let's go hide over there and see if it works on Benson. (M&R run into a bush as Benson drives up) Here he comes. (Benson brakes)
Boy, somebody must not want burgers for lunch. (drives off)
Dude, he bought it.
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