[to Ino about Sai] On the outside maybe. But inside? No way. He can't read people's emotions.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Anyway I'm Ino Yamanaka. My family owns the Yamanaka flower shop. Nice to meet you.
[thinking] When it comes to women, stating their personality traits too bluntly might anger them. So perhaps I can avoid that if I say the opposite of what I think.
Don't say it Sai. [Inner Sakura] Come on say it! Let her have it good just like you did to me!
A pleasure, you uh, you uh... Beautiful.
You call her beautiful?! Why you! [attacks him]
[Seeing Sora, Naruto, Choji and Kiba fighting] who decided to forge bonds of comradeship in a mighty meeting of fists and forgot to invite Rock Lee? [Joins]
[To his father's grave] I'm sorry I used to duck of the village the way I did, going off on my own. Not that I regret it. Maybe it wasn't so bad after all, being born into the Sarutobi clan. You fulfilled your duty as leader of the village. I see that now. I see how good a father you were.
Yeah well this whole mission goes against all my beliefs. The way of Jashin is total slaughter. There's even an actual commandment that prohibits half killing.
Sorrow begets solitude.
The only thing you can have faith in is yourself.
You're wrong. The only thing you can have faith in is money.
There you go again. This side job of yours has made us fall behind in our Jinchuriki hunt! And that's not all.
Listen, I only teamed up with you because you said that religion was profitable. As the holder of Akatsuki's purse strings, I'm the one who should be complaining.
According to our bingo book his head's worth 30 million.
Hey we're not just doing this for the bounty are we? Killing a monk for earthly gain is a one way ticket to damnation my friend.
Well after all, they say that money talks wherever you go.
[to Naruto] It's because I truly believe that you are the only shinobi who can surpass the fourth Hokage.
IIzumo
Is he immortal?!
Isn't that obvious you fool?
And I didn't even hit a vital spot. But that kind of pain is the best! The other person's agony at the final moment of death seeps into my body. The pain is transcended and becomes the purest ecstasy!
Shikamaru can think 10 steps ahead and imagine over 200 possible moves to make. He has the instinct for picking just the right one.
[To Asuma] You fools have no idea how incredibly painful it is having your head sliced off!
Now I can finally savor it. Savor the pain caused by your death! [uses his curse to fatally wound Asuma] Yeah that's the stuff.
I only need a little more time sir. We're just about to get to the good part here!
We're sealing the Two Tails. Return at once. This is top priority.
Please sir, just a few more minutes. Is that really too much to ask?
Enough Hidan.
AAoba
Are they communicating with somebody?
We'll be back in no time so prepare yourselves.
What troublesome fellows they are.
Let's go Hidan.
That blasted leader of ours. One of these days I'll put a curse on him.
Ino.
Yes?
You're bossy but you can also be a compassionate caregiver. Choji and Shikamaru, they're both so awkward and clumsy.
Yes sir.
And make sure that you don't ever lose to Sakura, not in Ninjutsu or romance.
I won't.
And Choji, you're a loyal thoughtful friend and a kind soul. In time you'll be a stronger Shinobi than anyone else so be more confident in yourself.
Got it.
And another thing. You might consider losing a few pounds.
I don't know if it's possible but I'll try to.
And finally, Shikamaru. With your razor sharp intellect you have the instincts of a great Shinobi. You are truly worthy of becoming Hokage, though you'll probably try avoiding it, since you'd find the job such a drag. All those games of Shogi and not once could I beat you. Which reminds me, remember when we talked about the king? [they flash back] Now I'm going to tell you who the king is. Lean closer.
But Asuma... so then that's why you...
[Last words] I'm counting on you Shikamaru. I know I said I quit, but I guess it doesn't matter anymore now. Could you get me one last cigarette? They're in my pouch.
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