Look, if I endanger the Leaf or the Land of Fire, then I swear as the Fifth Hokage, I will protect them with all my might and if need be, my very own life.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[After Choji tells her that "a weirdo" (Sai) attacked] Huh? What weirdo? You mean that guy? Hey wait, isn't that Naruto?
[Happily at Naruto] Forget the bad past, from now on, together with everyone else, we will be partners.
It would be an honor to work in Kakashi's stead, milady.
I knew we were going to be teammates and I wanted to see how strong you were.
Well that was pretty stupid. You didn't have to go that far.
I was just curious to see how strong you'd be. Now I know you're not packing anything major.
[Sakura holds Naruto back as he tries to attack Sai]
What did you just say?!
We have to work together with this guy! You can't start off fighting from the get go! [to Sai] And the same goes for you. That wasn't very nice.
Is that so?
You're not winning any friends with talk like that.
Well don't write me off yet. I like everyone, even you, ugly.
[Yamato holds Sakura back as she tries to attack Sai]
What did you just say?!
Whoa easy Sakura! Follow your own advice.
I just hope he's not too deeply rooted in the pacifism of that pushover Sarutobi. The gutless teachings of the Third, who hated all manners of disagreement, just as the Third Hokage was rooted in the teachings of your grandfather.
[to Naruto, who is comparing Sai's appearance to Sasuke's] If you keep on staring at me like that, I will hit you.
Mutual respect and trust are essential elements of teamwork. Wasn't it Kakashi that taught you that? You are part of the team led by the great Kakashi. Lose the attitude.
He's not a member of Team Kakashi! The fourth member of Team Kakashi is and always will be Sasuke Uchiha! This guy, he's just a fill in for Sasuke. That's all he is. He'll never be a real member of the team!
Well I'm glad that's how you feel. Sasuke is a traitor. He betrayed the Leaf and joined Orochimaru. Yes you're right. I'm not him at all. I'm not a traitorous cockroach. I can't fill in for someone like that.
I've had it with you Sai. [Sakura stops him from saying anything]
Remember what's important Naruto. It's teamwork. Calm down. Sai, Naruto was out of line, but it's just because he doesn't know you well enough yet. I'm sorry. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive him.
But Sakura...
Glad we have one levelheaded person on the team.
Oh don't worry. He doesn't bother me in the least.
Good. That's a relief. [sends Sai flying with a punch] I don't care one bit if you forgive me.
The best way to defuse a troublesome situation is by smiling, even if it's only a fake smile. It will fool more people than you think.
[To Team 7 while making "ghoul eyes"] The three of you don't know me very well, either. I prefer the kinder and gentler approach, but believe me, I will use draconian methods if needed. [later to Naruto and Sai at the hot springs] Ah, naked like this with no secrets from each other. There's nothing like it for bringing people together is there? [both ignore him, so he makes his "ghoul eyes"] There's nothing like it is there?
Right! There's nothing like it is there? Forget kinder and gentler. He's definitely going with the draconian method.
[to Naruto] Well what do you know? Looks like you do have some balls after all.
I've drawn tens of thousands of pictures but I've never titled any of them. Why should this one be any different?
But that's what you do with pictures isn't it?
Do you know what "comrade" means? [Sai starts writing] What the- Hey I asked you if you even know what the word "comrade" is!
Why yes, of course I know it. You write it like this. [he's written the word "comrade"]
That's not what I meant and you know it.
Hey, calm down Naruto.
You really shouldn't go around blaming others for your own shortcomings.
I told you, I just don't have any feelings at all.
Your conversation sounds intriguing. I hope neither of you would mind if I joined in the fun.
You're starting to act more like a Jinchuriki, aren't you boy? [To Yamato] That's why he was chosen to be your watchdog yes? Seems some of my experiments came in handy after all. Honestly the Leaf Village really ought to be a bit more grateful to me. Wouldn't you agree, my darling little test subject?
Test subject? Who exactly is this guy?
Years ago when I still walked among the fools of the Hidden Leaf Village, I sought the power of the Shinobi who was not only the ultimate wood style ninjutsu master, but also the one who had total control over tailed beasts, the First Hokage. I extracted some DNA samples from the First's remains and conducted an experiment, implanting genetic components into the cells of 60 worthy children. But their bodies violently rejected the treatment. They perished in rapid succession one after another. Just as I was closing the book on the subject, someone stumbled onto one of my other experiments. I was forced to flee, leaving my laboratory exactly as it was. I thought all the test subjects had succumbed. I never dreamed there'd be any survivors.
How fascinating. We're looking at the end result of your work all those years ago. You can observe the fruits of your labor.
There's no question he's intriguing. But I wonder more about Sasuke. He needs to stretch his wings. Maybe we could put his growth to the test by putting him against Naruto here.
[slowly becoming berserk] You don't own him! Sasuke doesn't belong to you! Don't you talk about Sasuke like you own him! ESPECIALLY IN FRONT OF ME, YOU ROTTEN BASTARD!
What is that chakra?
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