Fell for that one didn't you? I was just playing possum.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Although I guess it would be nice to see my grandson's face one more time.
[Tsunade enters, expecting Team Guy] We're getting an S-Rank Mission!
Don't treat me like a fossil!
GGuy
That sword of his!
Ah, do you remember at last?
GGuy
That weapon. It's yours, right?
Whose else could it be?
GGuy
But there's a big difference between knowing and being absolutely certain.
Wise words, Guy sensei. So simple and yet so full of profound meaning.
Oh give me a break. Do you get this excited about everything he says?
Forget it Tenten.
I said you had the intelligence of a subhuman beast, but a beast could run circles around your brain.
The Hidden Mist Jutsu. Quite an effective technique to prevent one from casting a Genjutsu. Unless of course one possesses the Sharingan.
[An elder talks down on Gaara] I don't care if you are a council member! I am not gonna listen to this!
Itachi, this Nine-Tailed Jinchuriki, what is he like?
Go on, tell him.
He's the one who bursts in and barks first.
What do you mean?
Doesn't he have any identifying characteristics, other than barking hmm?
What's taking them? I wish they would just hurry up and get in here, hmm. Sasori, what's the matter my man? I thought you didn't like to be kept waiting.
Yes. I hate it!
Well then, which one of you would be the Jinchuriki?
[Seeing Deidara sitting on dead Gaara] You bastards! I'll kill the both of you!
The one who bursts in and starts barking. That would be him then.
Sasori my man, I think you're correct.
An artist must always seek ever greater stimulation, lest his senses go dull on him, my man. Rumor is the Nine Tails Jinchuriki is very powerful. A canvas truly worthy of my artistry.
What? Those pyrotechnics of yours, art? Art is a work of beauty, captured and left for posterity. Art is eternal beauty.
Eternal beauty? Are you kidding me? Look don't get me wrong. As a fellow artist I respect your point of view. But true ar this fleeting. A flash of beauty burning brightly and then vanishing in a heartbeat.
[to Chiyo while revealing his Hiruko body] If you insist on defying me, you give me no choice. So are you ready to join that boy as another addition to my collection, Granny Chiyo?
But do you know how I prepare a new specimen for my collection? First I drain its blood. Then I remove all the organs and wash it inside and out. Make it nice and clean. And then after I've preserved the body against decay, the final step is to fill it with hidden weapons.
[Finally revealing his puppet body] You don't know how right you are.
If I hadn't hauled his old body here to face you I would have died with too many regrets.
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