Not really, no. But if I did, if I did have a night off, is there a place? For us?
Are you looking for a tour guide... or a date?
A date.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Give me a second. The usual?
Please.
Pretty soon, I'm gonna have to start calling you a regular.
Last time, I promise.
People will talk.
In my job, I can't have people talking.
I was kidding.
So, what does one do for fun around here?
CMCharles Manson
I did not direct anyone to do anything that isn't what they wanted to do.
You didn't stop them, either.
CMCharles Manson
I always let children go. If he falls, that is how we learn. You become strong by falling.
You're not supposed to let children fall. You're supposed to guide them!
CMCharles Manson
Guide them into what? Guide them into what you've guided them into?
You fucking midget.
Bill!
CMCharles Manson
[laughs] This anger that you're feeling, Agent Tench, this is just the anger that you have got for you. Find someone else to put yourself on; I'm tired of being your goat. I'm tired of being your reflection.
You're not my reflection.
CMCharles Manson
I've always been yours. I've been in your cell since I was eight years old. I don't even have a name. I'm B-33920. A bell rings, I get up! A bell rings, I go out! A bell rings, I do what that bell says! I'm Pavlov's dog, man, I'm anything you want me to be! But what you want is a fiend... 'Cause that's what you are. See, I never had any say in your world; you created it. How do you feel about those murders? That's what counts. Happened in your world. Not in mine.
What counts is that you ordered the deaths of seven people. Eight, if you count the death of an unborn baby.
CMCharles Manson
And now you can reflect it back on me. And you can lock me up in your penitentiary and you can say that your world's better! But prison's a frame of thought. We're all our own prisons, we're each our own wardens, we do our own time. Prison's in your mind. Can't you see I'm free?
You don't look so free to me, Charlie.
CMCharles Manson
You don't look free to me! You look like a composite of what someone told you you are! You live for other people's opinion, you got pain on your face, and you wonder if you look okay.
CMCharles Manson
There are no rights and wrongs. Only "is"es. What life is, it is. Right and wrong got nothing to do with it.
So, the murder of seven people just "is"?
CMCharles Manson
Well, it is, isn't it?
The guru of Munchkinland can fuck off straight to hell as far as I'm concerned.
CBCamille Bell
Eleven black children had to die for this city to take us seriously. Eleven. Now they tell us they're turnin' over every stone. Well, I have news for them: we will leave no stone unturned! We know that isn't being done! We know what isn't being said! And why? Because they're afraid of losing election dollars, losing tourists, while we are losing babies! We got nothing left to lose! We elected these leaders, yet our children are not given the full protection of the law! We are going to make this city give every poor, black child the same consideration and protection as every other kind of child. We will show the world who is the real strength of Atlanta!
The accident has nothing to do with the murders. They don't want to hear logic.
JBJim Barney
They don't want to hear excuses.
You still want to try Chinese? I can vouch for this place one way or another.
Yeah. I think we should be adventurous.
Chinese in Suburban Virginia. Pretty adventurous.
You're looking at the Seventh Hokage!
This takes me back! This place hasn't changed a bit! I'm home, everyone! Naruto Uzumaki has returned to the Hidden Leaf Village! I'm feeling so nostalgic now. [Looks at the mountain carved with the faces of the Hokages] They added Grandma Tsunade's face up there.
Is it really him?
Looks like.
Naruto? Naruto is that you? When did you get back to the village Naruto?
Just now. Long time no see, huh Sakura?
Wait a minute. You've gotten taller than me haven't you?
Yeah I guess I have.
He seems more grown up since the last time I saw him. So what do you think? Do I seem more like a woman to you now?
You kidding? Not really. You haven't changed at all! [Sakura twitches, then turns away]
Smooth kid. Could you be any more oblivious?
[using the Sexy Jutsu] Hey Naruto! Sexy jutsu! How was that? Not bad in the curves department there huh?
Konohamaru, I'm not that scrawny little kid anymore. And you shouldn't be using jutsu like that either. It's beneath you.
[thinking] Well, I'll be. It's not just the outside that's changed. I kinda missed the old Naruto, but you've turned out pretty well, haven't you? You really have become amazing, Naruto. Knowing you, I bet you've got a slew of incredible jutsu to show us.
[drops his serious look] I mean come on Konohamaru! Is that all you've got? Now step aside and get a load of my brand spanking new pervy ninjutsu!
[smiling] Right, like a new pervy ninjutsu...
Here we go!
[punching Naruto] Are you kidding me?! What the heck is wrong with you, you pervy little doofus? We don't see each other for over 2 years and you've got the nerve to pull off a stunt like that? Do you have any idea how that makes me feel? Do you?
[thinking] That quick temper and monster strength. You've raised a Tsunade Jr.
[to Naruto about Tsunade] You idiot! You've no idea how scary she is!
But you can't expect a kid to appreciate great literature. People would kill for a copy. Hasn't even been released yet.
Are you sure what you've got in that pouch will be enough? Our enemy possesses the Jinchuriki host.
Every one of my jutsu is a work of art. But just to be sure I brought along my masterpiece. We can't take any chances when our opponent is the One-Tail.
We had Sasuke with us back then didn't we? [Naruto and Sakura flash back to Sasuke leaving Konoha, becoming depressed] I guess Sasuke's name is taboo to these guys. [Holds up the bells he used during Team 7's first practice mission] All right, show me how far you've come. After all you haven't given up on Sasuke, right?
Are you gonna be reading that stupid book the whole time, Kakashi-sensei?
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