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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

[voice-over] We all feel real high but don't tell no one, but it's how we respond that matters.

SSue

Being a 911 dispatcher will be challenging, exhausting and can take an emotional toll. The people who call in are scared, in need and we are their lifeline. But it can also be rewarding. Calling us is probably the scariest moment of their lives, but if we do our jobs right and help arrives in time, if we get a little lucky, then maybe it doesn't have to be the worst moment of their lives.

[...]

Pressure doesn't have to break us down. It can show us who we really are.

If you weren't doing this what would you be doing?

Fighter pilot, Top Gun, call sign: Shogun.

What about you Hen?

Editorial cartoonist, The New Yorker. [Chimney and Bobby stare at her] I have a lot to say.

You draw?

No, it's a dream, it's not supposed to attainable. [looks at Chimney] Top Gun? You can barely drive, you rebar head.

Alright, Buckeroo, if you were not a member of the LAFD, what would you be doing?

Uh, I don't know. I'm not getting fired am I?

That's inevitable.

He'd be a golden retriever.

Bartender. No, no, a bouncer at a bar.

Bouncer at a strip club.

JJosh

First thing, everybody lies. Dr. Gregory House was right about that. Sometimes they know that they're lying. "Oh, I had no idea that this would happen, I just slipped and fell on the cucumber." Other times, whatever they're experiencing in the moment is scrambling their brains. They are the ultimate unreliable narrators.

Uh, who's "Dr. House"?

JJosh

You're one of those aren't you? A reader. The point is you can't trust people, only yourself. If it sounds like bull, it probably is.

Where you planning on running, Marvin? This is your house. You know, if you're going to keep stealing cars, you might want to consider a less memorable hair color. When I hear a felonious act, the suspect matches your description, I know where to find you. This is the third time I've had to arrest you this year.

MMarvin

The hair is my signature. All master criminals have one.

Yeah, all stupid ones.

[Before the team splits up and goes into the collapsed hotel building]

Listen up, here's how you make it to the end of the day. You don't worry about the things that you can't do anything about. Focus on one task at a time. I can't order you guys to go inside that building and I'm not gonna judge if you decide not to.

Hen, you've got a kid.

Yeah, and I'd hope if someone whose job it was to save him would do it, no matter what.

[voice-over] The Oxford Dictionary defines "rut" as "a habit or pattern of behavior that has become dull and unproductive but is hard to change." The word is also defined as "a long, deep track made by the repeated passage of the wheels of vehicles." There is some comfort to be taken in the second definition, for when you find yourself stuck in a rut, you can be sure others have been there before you.

Hey, so is your son really the reason you don't date?

That, and...they weren't my type.

Not mine either. Not anymore. But I'm talking in general.

It's complicated when you have a kid.

Come on, that's a weak excuse.

You live in your invisible girlfriend's house and you're telling me about weak excuses.

I keep thinking of the twenty-something me. Her dreams, her goals. She had a vision of what success looked like. It was all about stars and bars, climbing up the ladder, blowing through that glass ceiling. I don't need that anymore. Success is now about...those kids, this family. People in my life who love me. People out there who count on me. I am finally in a place where I'm comfortable in my life and in my own skin. I don't know if I want to upend that for a pay bump.

[to Maddie] Your brother's boss is my boo. Your brother and I got off on the wrong foot but he's grown on me. Kid's got a heart of gold. So I don't have to call you "Buckette" or anything do I?

[Bobby and the 118 tend to an ill protester from a right-wing group.]

MMan

[sees Hen kneeling over him] Oh hell no. [looks at Bobby] You do it.

Sir, I am not a trained paramedic. I can't intubate you, they can.

MMan

I'm fine.

Sir, you're not fine. Your bowel is probably obstructed. The contents of your colostomy bag are backing into your system. You're about to choke on your own waste. You will suffocate and die.

MMan

Get away!

Sir, if you refuse care we cannot administer it by force.

MMan

[looks at Eddie's name tag] What about him? Diaz. What kind of name is that?

My father's from Mexico. My mother's Swedish. I can help you out with the Swedish half but no one told me which half that is.

[annoyed] Would you like me to call you another paramedic team so you can have an all-white one?

[Man nods and starts choking]

He's gonna aspirate.

[Man vomits on the ground]

Actual diarrhea of the mouth. Outstanding.

[voice over] If there's one hard thing you learn in this job, is that one way or the other, this day or the next, eventually everything dies. For most people, the only thing worse than loosing someone you love is knowing that one day you will.

Hope is a tricky thing. It keeps you going for a while but at some point if what you're hoping for is never going to happen then it's just holding you back from your life.

Yeah but it's hard to know though right? If you're hanging on too long or giving up too soon.

What did you need that I didn't give you?

SShannon

You! I needed a husband and a co-parent. And instead all I got was a life alone in Texas with a baby and you on another continent. I needed someone to have my back.

I always had your back.

SShannon

No. You were in Afghanistan.

LLola

The problem is after thirty years of marriage I can't get thirty seconds of attention from my husband! It's like I'm invisible. But I'm not invisible. I am here, damn it! See me, Norman?!?! [strips naked for everyone to see] See me now?!?!?

Oh for god's sake.

Definitely not invisible

Can someone find me this Norman before she does something crazy...er???

[voice over] Romeo and Juliet, Mark Anthony and Cleopatra, Lancelot and Guinevere. Great love stories that started with a bang and ended in tragedy. In the real world, no one's life is that linear. We fall in and out of love. We take it for grant or find it where we least expect it. Some relationships can seem easy from the start and others can be faced with tremendous obstacles. We root for love to conquer all but we also root for a comeback. People who have been knocked down by life and get back up on their feet. Who learned from the mistakes that they've made and grow into better, more complete human beings. So maybe the greatest love stories aren't the ones that end in tragedies. Maybe they're the ones that start with a second chance.

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