Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Lemme make it up to you. Lemme take you out again.
No. Never. Het. Noya. No, no, no, no, no, and no.
Unfortunately for me, Kelly spoke 15 languages.
Jo. Cuwa. Momo. Tla.
Was that Cherokee?
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
Tonight's episode was brought to you by the letters D, A, M, and N!
[explaining her date with Kill Moves] We opened the champagne, headed for the seaport. There was a pink helicopter waitin' for me.
You can hear about the rest of Vanessa's date at www.vanessa'sbigdatewithkillmoves.tv.
Kelly didn't realize that I was avoidin' bein' seen with her. She just thought I was the greatest phone boyfriend ever.
I guess my favorite rappers are Run-D.M.C.
I love Salt-n-Pepa.
My favorite character from the Rocky movies is Clubber Lang.
I love Captain Drago.
And I jumped off the top stairs, started flyin', and landed on the Mary Jane Girls.
I had the exact same dream, except I landed on Rick James.
About the only thing we didn't talk about is when we'd get together again.
Hey, it's Big Bird!
Hey, where's Bert and Ernie?
[to Chris] I guess that makes you... Snuffleupagus?
No, it makes him Roosevelt Franklin!
Cookie?
COOKIE!
Hello. Thank you for calling. Nobody is available to take your call right now. Please leave a message at the sound of the beep.
What's this?
Flowers from a white person's garden.
Tryin' to find a black kid in Bed-Stuy was like tryin' to find a needle in a needle stack.
Just because James didn't want a Brother from Another Mother, didn't mean he wasn't gettin' one.
3:00 P.M. See you tomorrow.
No he won't.
James was tough, but he was still 12.
Who the hell is Oprah?
That was the last time those words were ever spoken.
Oprah doesn't know what I look like without my makeup!
And neither did my father.
I'm not pettin' no farm animals.
He was also allergic to goats.
Did you just pick our lock with a credit card?
This? Nah, this was an accident. I thought this was my house.
You live across the street.
Sorry man, I'm dyslexic.
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