Now, eat the damn cereal!
Eat The Damn Cereal, comin' soon from Kellogg's!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
My dad wasn't the only one who was stressed because of that refund.
It's better to hang out with friends that get you out of trouble, not into it. If only 2Pac had known that.
Julius, is something wrong with your food?
No, uh, I'm just not hungry.
For my father to waste food, that could only mean one thing: hell must've frozen over.
DThe Devil
Damn, it's cold!
I can't stop worryin' about this refund. I keep havin' these nightmares. The government's gonna take all we own and we have to end up livin' in the street.
That is not gonna happen.
It happened to Redd Foxx.
I changed my mind about the game.
I didn't really wanna go with you anyway!
This is just like when Bobby Brown left New Edition.
When it came to our friendship, we didn't see color.
Hey Count Chocula. Hey Cap'n Crunch.
Never woulda happened if I'd convinced Greg to wear blackface.
Cleanin' up Kill Moves was tougher than cleanin' up New Orleans after Katrina.
Can I have some money to buy a Christmas present for my friend Monica?
I'm afraid that's not in accordance with the principles of Kwanzaa.
Or my father's cheapness!
This year, my holiday gift to you is a homework assignment.
I'm glad I didn't get her anything.
Kill Moves and his mother taught me a valuable lesson: No matter what you celebrate, the holidays should be spent with people you love.
I'm gonna do what I do every Christmas at the old folks' home.
What's that?
Pose for pictures dressed as baby Jesus.
I posed for pictures as big baby Jesus. R.I.P., ODB.
Christmas was my mother's favorite time of year. She loved the food, and she loved the decorations. My father, on the other hand, hated Christmas. He hated the food.
I need to go grocery shoppin'.
And he hated the decorations.
We need decorations.
Mom, Kathleen Devereaux, 551 East 63 Street.
Dude, that's on the Upper East Side of Manhattan. Do you know what kind of people live there?
White people and Spike Lee.
Since there was no "Kwanzaa Eve" celebration for my family, Christmas Day turned into just another Wednesday.
Aren't there any Kwanzaa shows on?
Yeah. The Bob Hope Kwanzaa Special.
Everything is about Christmas.
Our ancestors played games and told stories.
Because our ancestors didn't have TV.
See? That's Kwanzaa's second principle, kujichagulia-- self-determination.
Kuji-what?
We define ourselves. We don't need the man tellin' us what to watch.
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