Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
My father has gotten tickets from Risky before: for the Ali-Frazier fight at Madison Square Garden.
Oh!
What happened? Who's down? What happened?
Man!
He got him tickets to see Patti LaBelle at Lincoln Center.
What's she wearin'? Has she thrown her shoe yet?
I got Patti's shoe! I got Patti's shoe! Smell it! Smell it! Yeah Patti, I love you girl! Whoo!
It wasn't the first time our parents couldn't go somewhere because one of us got sick.
I got a coupon for a free dinner!
Oh, I'll go get dressed.
Momma, I have rabies!
DAMN!
I got Michael Jackson tickets!
Oh, I'll call the sitter.
Momma, my eye fell out!
DAMN!
We just won a trip to Miami!
Ooh! I'm gonna go get packed!
Ma, I think I broke my neck.
Damn.
When it comes to Father's Day, nobody gave a damn.
It's Father's Day, people! Come on down to Pastures and Shores! The food is half-price! [a family approaches] ¡Buenas noches! ¿Cómo se dice half-off?
The movies are terrible..
[as everyone is running out of the theater] Aaah! Turn it off! Turn it off!
The gifts suck...
Ta-daa!
What the hell is this?
It's a parking space, honey. We got you a parking space!
Better park and be happy. And the only song for fathers was this.
[The Temptations sing Papa Was a Rollin' Stone]
I tried to imagine doin' the things that Greg talked about with my father, like bringin' him Cap'n Crunch and cantaloupe.
Are you crazy? Well you better get me some bacon!
I thought about takin' my dad to the zoo to see some penguins.
We're payin' $3.50 to see a bird that can't fly? What you gonna show me next, rats that don't eat cheese?
Stay away from my granddaughter, you cockeyed hooligan!
Turns out older women didn't like me, either.
So, do you miss Keisha?
You mean, do I miss being rejected, ignored and humiliated?
Yeah, sort of.
After getting put down by Keisha and stood up by Yvette, I was through having crushes on girls in the neighborhood, and I meant it.
Keisha was the first girl I ever really cared about. Even though she never really cared about me, when I found out her family was moving, I was sad to see her go.
Hey. Where y'all movin' to?
We're going to this place in California. It's supposed to be really, really nice. Palm trees and lawns, no violence, and no crime.
Well, what's it called?
Compton.
I always wondered how that worked out for them.
[in Compton, California]
[off-screen] Bust a cap in 'em! [the Ridenhours' rear window shatters, implying someone shot through it]
Get down, Keisha! Get down, girl, get down!
My father hated seeming weak. He wouldn't admit to have a headache if he had a hatchet in his head.
Julius, you are not fine, OK? You're sick.
I'm fine.
No you're not. You're sick.
I'm good.
No you're not.
I'm OK.
No, you're trying to die.
I'm good, OK? Everything, good.
OK, Mr. "I'm Good."
[to Rochelle] You lost $10? That's $10 worth of dollars!
Didn't Ghostbusters already catch the Holy Ghost?
Upside the head! [smacks Chris in the head]
The next politician to use that phrase was Jesse "The Body" Ventura.
You keep your nasty little nappy-headed son away from my granddaughter. That's how I'm doing.
That look means all seven of the words you can't say on television.
[about Tasha] She was screaming like the mouse had a gun.
Tasha Clarkson was the new girl next door. Unlike just about every other girl in the neighborhood, she didn't hate me.
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