Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[Steve walks out with the team after meeting the abductees' parents]
What are the real chances of getting these kids back alive?
When my father was kidnapped, I knew from prior experience that no matter what I did that day, the results would not be good, okay? In these situations they rarely are... We're gonna change that. We're gonna get these kids back. We're gonna get them back alive!
[visits a bar full of coeds on spring break while checking leads] Four year-college tuition, $200,000. Books and supplies, $5,000. Room and board, $25,000. [sees unconscious patron] Passing out with two cocktail olives up your nose...
Priceless.
We can hang out for the day and meet you for dinner. What do you think, Grace?
Yeah.
All right. But listen, no funny stuff. No trouble, okay?
I won't.
I know you won't. I'm talking to him.
Our parents would say, "Where's your brother?" and Danny would say, "Guess we lost him."
You are horrible, Danny.
Yeah, well, I always came back for you, didn't I?
[to Matt] Listen to me. Who do you think you're talking to, huh? Think you're talking to one of your dopey clients. I'm your brother! You don't lie to me!
What do you want to hear? That I took the money? Fine! I took the money!
[about his brother, Matt] Well, be warned. Mr. Wall Street has quite a personality.
Runs in family, huh?
Disorder. Personality disorder.
You gonna shoot me, Danny?
I should shoot you. You stupid son-of-a-bitch! Laundering money for drug dealers? What the hell's the matter with you?
[to Danny] You stop for malasadas?
No.
You got evidence for a case?
Nope.
Alright, stop, stop. What's in the bag?
My, lunch, genius.
Your lunch? Okay, what'd you bring?
You got to know every detail of my life? What's it to you what my lunch is?
Cause you don't want to tell me! What, you think it's so fantastic I'm going to steal it? You fly in some deep-fried sandwich from New Jersey I'm not allowed to know about-
Salad, okay? Just a salad. That's it. There's nothing else in here. Grace has been taking a nutrition class and she is concerned about my cholesterol so I promised her I would eat better. Okay?
That's actually incredibly sweet.
[Danny finds out about Steve's encounter with CIA analyst Jenna Kaye.]
Why did you not just give her your files right then and there? What is your play, please?
Must you know every detail of my life?
Hey, this is the CIA you are dealing with here, okay? They wrote the book on advanced interrogation techniques, which I am absolutely positive you have sitting on your bedside table right now, okay? Just so you know, I understand, okay? I would not mind a little one-on-one session with Jenna Kaye. The thought does stimulate my imagination, too.
Legally, the CIA can only interrogate foreign nationals.
[looks at Steve deflatedly] Why do you do that? I had a little fantasy worked out. I mean, you're, like, a devourer of dreams. You know what I mean, like, you eat them. Like a little Pac-Man in cargo pants.
[about a snow globe] Why would you steal this?
I've always wanted to go to Paris.
It's a beautiful city and if you go, you should pick yourself up a snow globe because that is Seattle.
[to Johnny] That's the Space Needle, not the Eiffel Tower, you schmuck!
"You don't find Johnny. He finds you."
You're gonna quote this schmuck now?
I can spoof Tiffany's cell and make it look like she's sending him a text.
Lure him here. I like it. But move over please. Because I'm gonna do this. Because it should be very filthy and you're a young lady.
[to Wo Fat while waiting for Jenna Kaye] What makes you think I won't kill you right here in this restaurant?
"The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out." Old Chinese proverb.
[has a gun aimed at Wo Fat under the table] "Say hello to my little friend." Old American proverb.
With all due respect, what's wrong with an old fashioned baseball game, Steve? Huh?
Never been to a professional baseball game.
That doesn't surprise me at all.
This is not a hike, Steven. Your dad used to bring you up here?
Every year.
That explains a lot.
I'm gonna come down, untangle the rope and I'm going to bring it to you, alright?
Take it easy, alright? [Danny starts to climb, but stumbles] Hey, easy! I'm not going to catch your ass if you fall!
I'd rather you not catch me if I fall, okay?
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