Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[Chin and Steve are amused at the sight of Danny using a laptop with Hello Kitty stickers on it.]
Okay, how are you going there, Kitty?
Not good.
Is that how they do it in Jersey?
No, it's not how they do it in Jersey. This is Grace's computer. It's the only one Rachel could give me.
First rule of spearfishing is you kill what you eat, you eat what you kill.
[looks at the fish he caught, laughs] Guess what's for lunch today?
[Kono and Chin walk into Max's office and see him tuning his piano.]
Sounds like he's torturing a walrus.
Take that tie off. No one on a cruise ship wears a tie.
Yes, they do. They do all the time, so they can hang themselves when they’re bored.
Well, put it in your pocket. You can kill yourself later.
So you deal with dead bodies all day, and your hobby is dead bodies?
I also make pickles. It’s a good way to reuse specimen jars.
[discussing the serial killer's MO] The newlywed killer. Someone should just tell this guy that if people stay married long enough, they just kill each other.
Can I ask you a question? Why are you always driving my car?
I like to drive.
No, Rain Man liked to drive. You have control issues.
My tree is small. It’s depressing. It’s pathetic.
It’s perfect. It’s just like your apartment.
[looking at the bullets extracted from Victor Hesse]
[looks at Steve] You put two of those in Hesse and didn’t kill him?
Next time, shoot him in the face.
[hands Steve an ice pack] Ice, for your head.
I'm fine.
Don't be a tough guy, okay? I've been popped with a stun gun before, it's no fun. Ice helps.
[curiously] You've been stun gunned?
Yes, I've been stunned. Hoboken, Halloween '02. It's a long story I don't want to tell you right now. [turns back to Steve] How many guys were there?
Three.
Three. Okay, good, 'cause I was wondering how one little burglar comes in and takes advantage of a Navy SEAL.
[Steve is frantically calling his sister Mary but she is not answering]
Something's wrong.
Do me a favor, please. Will you not go there? Okay? You don't know anything. Maybe she went out last night. Maybe she got a little goofy, she's sleeping it off. And let me be honest about something, if, first thing in the morning, I see your face pop on my phone, I might not answer it either.
Mamo lived in our old neighborhood when Mary and I were just kids. He's the one who taught us how to surf. Guy's been a beach boy since the days of Duke Kahanamoku.
Beach Boy, huh? You know, I've heard of, um, Mike Love, Brian Wilson, but I've never heard of Mamo the Beach Boy.
Yeah, different beach boys, Danny. They were locals who set up shop in Waikiki to teach people how to surf.
[after McGarrett tells Governor Jameson that her biggest supporter is a Yakuza boss]
[wearily] Is there any beer around here?
What?
I have never known a Navy man who couldn’t find a lady a beer.
You know, I never would've left the Island, I never would've joined the Navy or missed every holiday, every birthday, half of Mary's life. The day that car exploded, it made me who I am. Danny, I can't just let it go.
I'm not asking you to let it go. I want to get these guys as bad as you do.
Hey, it’s the CHiPs! Remember CHiPs?
Of course I remember CHiPs. I always thought that’d be the coolest job—you know, riding motorcycles, fighting crime…
No, no, motorcycle cops have a five-times-higher mortality rate than other cops.
It’s a cop fantasy, Danny; why do you gotta bring statistics into it?
Cop fantasy... In my cop fantasy, I’d be Estrada, and you’d be Wilcox.
I don't think so, baby.
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