[Pretending to be a scribe] Do you wish to give evidence against the Sheriff?
[Shoots arrows onto his sleeves, pinning him to the table] A clue: no!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[Robin knocks out a guard by hitting him with his bow and gestures to the exit]
[to the gang] Shall we?
[the gang run up the stairs]
Thought we were out of a job.
Good to have you back!
It's good to be back.
I think it's fair to say that an audience with the king has been suspended! [Allan laughs as the Sheriff, dangling from the ceiling, screams] Come on, lads. Let's go home.
[He winks at Marian, before leaving with the gang]
COME BACK! GET ME DOWN FROM HERE, YOU BLITHERING OAFS!
[The gang are walking away from the castle, happy, looking at each other, smiling. Then, they jump in glee and shout "Yeah!"]
This is an ambush!
You don't say.
This is how it goes.
There's poor people going hungry.
Tell us what you've got.
Be honest with us...
And we take a tenth...
So the poor can eat.
Lie!
Or resist...
And we take it all. So what's it gonna be?!
[One of Davina's men captures Djaq]
MMan
I've got the girl!
[Djaq hits him and gets free]
A woman, you'll find.
[The gang have just reappeared from their new secret camp]
Good work, Will!
[looking at the camp] It's nothing.
Nothing? Genius! [puts his arms around Will and Robin] I love a camp!
[The gang cheer]
Speaking of our lady-leper-friends, time to go and get the pretty one... and her daddy.
Edward and Marian. If they resist, shall I use force?
Get up to speed, Gisborne - use force anyway.
I have a feeling we're not to welcome in the corridors of power at the moment.
Good. Come and join my gang.
In your dreams.
[Robin and Marian kiss]
Listen.
What?
That kiss spoke volumes.
What did it say?
It said, "Marian wants to come and join your gang."
Really? That's not what I heard. What I heard was a little voice saying, "Abandon your home, abandon your father, to take up arms with a man who thinks that resistance is about showing off with a bow."
That's not fair!
To do what? To wait for a king, who lets face it, may or may not make it home.
[Robin laughs]
What?
So you have been thinking about it then.
[Marian smiles]
Well if you're gonna get funny about Marian, why'd you let Gisborne grab her in the first place?
[Robin laughs]
Be careful.
Marian's in there.
Yeah, and she's probably having cakes and ale with the Sheriff.
You just don't get it, do you?
No, I don't get anything. That's what I'm saying! You know, we risk our lives to get money, then we give all of it away, what's that about?!
It...
No, I'm not being funny, we should get something. If we don't get anything, we'll get weak, get demoralised. Then how are we gonna help the poor?
You are not weak!
No, but I might get weak. Anyway it doesn`t matter to you.
Why?
You've always been weak.
[Robin laughs]
Very funny. Funny. You know, why don't you just...just...!
Why don't I just what?
Why don't you just jigger off!
"Jigger off"? You what?! What does that mean? Jigger?
You know what it means!
Right.
[Allan walks past Much and leaves]
Wha-? Where are you going?! Master!
Just leave him. He needs to cool off.
[as Marian and her father, Edward, enter] Ah, the sanctimonious old fart... and her father! [chuckles] I gather you've been careless with your wood fire.
You know full well that is not the case.
Tell me - whose side are you on? Mine or King Richard's? Hm? The real world... or the old world?
Yours.
No. Come along! We both know that's not true, don't we?
I believe in justice. I believe in the rights of a free man.
[sneering] Who cares... what you believe in? Hm? I have a plan, and I will not tolerate dissent. So, you are under house arrest, here in the castle, until I can find some use for you.
My Lord Sheriff, I must protest.
You must?!
My father is unwell. He must be allowed to--
One more word out of you, missy, and your father will never be unwell again!
[to Marian] You think you can humiliate a man at the altar? A man like me and get away with it? You're wrong.
Just before we say goodbye, my friend, Sir Guy has a question for you.
Who is the Nightwatchman?
I don't know, Gisborne! But I'll make sure to kiss him when I see him for stealing from you.
[Gisborne hits Robin with the latter's bow]
That's your real problem isn't it Hood, you need people to love you.
It's better than needing reptiles to love you.
My brother loves me.
Like I said.
A double execution. Very good!
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