Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Do you know when it's gonna happen, these turns?
Anything can start it. I'm watching a child fishing in a stream. And suddenly, I'm looking in the water...
The water's full of bodies. Drowned. Left to rot.
So you know.
Where were you?
Nicea. Tripoli. Pelagonia.
We were at Acre.
You must get the dreams.
Of course. It's our punishment.
[Robin caught a Saracen.]
This is prince Mhalec Al Ajubi Ibm Chati!
[Robin doesn't recognise the name]
Nephew of Saladin! I served under him.
The Saladin?
Oops!
That's a gift?
It was. A peace offering.
Allan Peace? Let's stick needles in his head, see how he likes it!
And this is what happens when cousins marry.
They're the ones that did this to you.
[Harold nods]
Does anyone here know what these two are talking about?
[Harold breaks free from his bonds and sits on a rock]
That's what we're talking about.
Enough excuses! We must start the peace negotiations tonight. Every day that passes, more innocent lives are lost--
Yardy-yardy-yar.
I warn you, Sheriff: I have heard aspersions cast on your honesty!
[in mock surprise] Aspersions? Surely not!
Now I insist. We start the talks today, or I travel to London and find Prince John myself!
You see, Gisborne? This is what you have to look forward to. Already, he's starting to sound like a wife.
HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME!
[after mouthing his words obnoxiously] Two words: Peace? Off! Throw him in the dungeon!
(Robin, his gang and the Sheriff are all chased by Saladin's assassins)
Get them! Stop them!
Forget us! Watch the entrance!
[entering behind Robin] YOU HEARD HIM!!! GUARD THE DOORS!!!
The Sheriff's with us?!
Did no-one ever tell you that fools do not deserve to be rescued?
This is not a rescue yet, Malik.
Oh, la-di-da-di-da! Will you two just shut up?!
[while fighting the assassins and losing] I HATE THIS! THIS ISN'T MUCH FUN AT ALL!
[after Robin and his gang, the Sheriff and Harold team up against the assassins]
[Points at Malik] Get him, Prince Bismillah... far away... from here!
The feeling is mutual.
[To Robin] And Locksley, remember: business as usual tomorrow.
I look forward to it.
I don't think it was just the needles, Much. You understood him.
I just listened to him.
Maybe that's the real magic. :[he whispers] Listening.
[Robin walkes away while whistling.]
Why don't you listen to me more then, master? Master!
What? Sorry. Sorry, did you say something?
Unbelievable! You talked me about listening and you don't listen.
Pardon?
You talked to me about listening!
[Robin starts laughing.]
Very funny! You never listen to me.
Yes I do.
No you don't.
[They continue arguing]
[kneeling] My son! You have imprisoned him.
Get that woman out of here!
He was arrested in Locksley this morning. He's just a boy--
What did she say?
This is the business of the bowmaker and his boy. The outlaw collaborators.
Ah. And this is the mother of the child? Oh come on, have some compassion, Gisborne. Surely she should be allowed to see her son! Such insistent maternal concern... Well, it should stir pity. Such a pretty face should inspire our respect. [grabs Alice by the hair] But this one, however, conceals deceit! Disloyalty! So, take her away. Have her put in the cell with her son and the cooper. One bad apple in the family, and we punish the whole barrel.
Charity starts at home, Vaisey!
NOT IN MY HOME!!!
[Little John is about to kill the Sheriff]
You said you were no murderer.
Not of men. This is a DEVIL!
[grinning] Good answer!
For our son's sake.
[in a childish voice] "Mummy, mummy..."
[Little John sighs and lets him up]
Ha! You just couldn't—-
[Little John punches him out]
[After the interrupted Festival of Pain, the Sheriff has ended up tied to his own Chair of Delights]
[as Gisborne removes his gag] Aaaah... AAAARGH!!! GET ME OUT OF THIS, GISBORNE!!! GET OFF MY MONEY!!! GET OFF MY-- AAAARGH, AAAAARGH...!!!
[About his son, to the Gang] Him, I am proud to know. You, I'm stuck with.
[throwing Little John a stick] Oi, John! I made you a new staff.
[The gang laugh]
Right.
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