Nothing like a tragedy to bring out the do-gooders.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[After Djaq tells Much to renounce his god]
I do not believe in God. Nope. I don't. There.
[Allan touches Much on the shoulder, scaring him]
Come on. Help me tie Bricker up.
[Much looks at Djaq, who smiles, then follows Allan]
[quietly while looking up at the sky] I do. Obviously.
SThe Sheriff
Women, how can they manage to hit that particular pitch that makes you want to pierce your eardrum with a stick?
[The slaver that the outlaws let go comes running in, out of breath, coughing and wheezing. He gestures away]
I think he wants us to follow him...
SSlaver
[gasping] The mine's...!
[nodding] The mine...
SSlaver
[gasping] R-Ro-Robin Hood...!
[nodding] Robin Hood...
SSlaver
Fire!
Mine, Robin Hood, fire... [realizes] SOLDIERS!!! SOLDIERS!!!
STSlave Trader
I thought you were gonna slit me throat!
No we don't slit throats. It's too messy.
[Djaq is washing and Will arrives]
Robin says we have to keep...
You spy on me!
[She covers herself with her shirt and storms past Will]
No...Robin said...we have to...
[As she storms past, a branch whips Will, making him fall over]
Forget the outlaws, save the mine!
[as he escapes] Never forget the outlaws!
[Djaq is hiding behind a rock a little way from Much, who is sitting in front of an unlighted fire. She lights the fire using her glass]
[gasps] A sign! Which means I have to fast...
[Djaq throws a dead rabbit on the ground next to Much]
Except God wants me to eat!
[Djaq throws another dead rabbit]
Quite a lot!
[laughs] Djaq. Come and join us.
[She climbs down]
For good?
Well I was thinking just for dinner, but...
I was thinking for good. Or maybe I should have let your big friend here die, huh? Maybe then there would be a vacancy.
It wouldn't be safe for you to join us.
For him or us?
For her.
[Little John is shocked but Robin laughs]
I assumed as much. What's your name? Your real name?
Safiya.
Safiya...
But I prefer you to call me Djaq.
Djaq. Your expertise did help saving Little John's life, for which we are eternally indebted. Does anyone have a problem with a woman joining the gang?
[Will shakes his head, Much shakes his head, Little John opens his mouth to say something but shakes his head]
Can you...?
I'm a rubbish cook.
Looks like dinner's on us.
Well, if that was Djaq then...should I eat?
[He eats a piece of meat]
[Thunder sounds. Much immediately spits out the food]
[To the Sheriff] A taxman who's not a taxman, nuns no one's ever heard of? I think we've both been had.
Underneath all that haughty, there's quite a bit of naughty!
This, my friends, is an ambush.
(to George after the man thought he had stabbed Robin) Only joking! (knocks George out)
[After Robin and his gang had stolen everything from George they go through the forest and immediately they see some villages that were going to whip some men.]
Oi! Stop! Megan, what are you doing?
MMegan
We're going to give these a good horse whipping.
Why?
MMegan
He stole this. (shows Robin a necklace) My mother gave it to me on my wedding day. It's the only thing of value I own.
You touch us and you'll be in big trouble. We are Robin Hood's men!
[Robin looks to Much, confused.]
[Cut to the cart - Allan and Djaq are trying on the jewellery that Lucky George has taken]
Let's see you wear a dress.
I will if you will.
Robin Hood could swing out these trees any time and bash your brains out!
[Allan listens to the voice]
Or...are you afraid of looking too pretty?
I know that voice.
Oh, surely Robin Hood couldn't take on all of us.
Robin wouldn't be scared of you. You're girls compared to him and his men!
[Allan reaches the others.]
Tom?
Allan.
Do you know him?
He's my brother.
[Allan hits Tom into the face and grabs his jacket.]
My purse, my sword, my horse.
I can explain. My nose! What kind of thing is that to do to a brother? Is it broken?
I say, whip him!
If you touch me again Robin will string you up on the tallest oak in Sherwood Forest!
This is Robin Hood, you idiot!
The thing is, I woke up and we'd both been robbed! And rather than wake you, I went off to catch the thieves myself. I chased them for days!
He couldn't tell the truth if his life depended on it.
Runs in the family then?
Don't make us gang up on you.
Is he disrespecting our family?
You rob each other in your family! Where's my flask?
[Allan looks at Tom]
[Tom gives the flask back]
Sorry...old habits.
[angrily] What are you doing?! [hits Tom after he has tried to rob from Knighton Hall] [walks to Edward and Marian.] I am so sorry.
These men were robbing our house.
Yes, we were robbing his house. That's what we do. We're trying to show the top man what we can do.
[angrily] These people are our friends!
Now you tell me. I thought they were...
You don't think. You can't think. [he hits Tom again]
Are you hurt?
Only my pride. These are your men?
Not for much longer. I promise. [walks up to Tom] Apologise. Apologise for the disturbance. NOW!
Do as you're told. [he hits Tom again]
[Robin looks at Allan]
[Tom walks up to Edward and Marian followed by Robin and Allan]
Sorry.
Louder.
Sorry!
I knew nothing about this. They will be punished, you have my word.
Robin...I'm so sorry.
Just take them away!
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