Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[sees Lucifer saved her from Adam] Dad?
Sorry I wasn't here sooner, sweetie.
Okay, seriously, how many of you freaks do I have to fight?
Oh, I'm the only one that matters. See, you messed with my daughter, and now, I am going to FUCK YOU!
Well, this just got interesting.
It's "fuck you up".
Wait, what'd I say?
You come at me and my daughter?! Don't forget YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE, BITCH!
Whoa, whoa! Dad...he's had enough.
Alright. [to Adam] How's mercy taste, you little bitch?
No. You don't get to end this. I'm fucking Adam! I'm the fucking man, and you're just some fucking clown or something! I STARTED EVERYTHING ON EARTH! ALL OF MANKIND CAME FROM THESE FUCKING NUTS! You all should be worshipping me! You ungrateful, disgusting, FUCKING LOSERS!
Say it, Charlie. Look into the camera and tell everyone out there that you lost and I'm the most powerful sinner in Hell. Not Lilith, not Alastor, not the Vee's, me.
Never!
Oh, the drama. You know what? Maybe you should say it, Charlie. Stroke my friend's ego, he needs it.
What? Alastor, why?
Ah-ah-ah! C'mon, Charlie. Do me this one simple favor.
Don't make me.
Go on. Tell everyone he's the strongest.
Vox is the strongest sinner in Hell.
[Sinners all over Hell cheer at the news]
OH YEAH!!! Look, Princess! Hell's finally listening to you!
Ho-oh, Charlie. You have no idea what you've done for me. All I can say is, thank you so much for sucking so much at everything you try to do. Just...Thank you.
You absolute IDIOT!
Fuck is going on?! Get back in your chair!
You swore to not lay your hands on Charlie, but you just couldn't help yourself, could you? You fucking creep. You're always doing that, and I HATE IT!
What, this? This–this doesn't count! I didn't hurt her!
I didn't say not to hurt her, you moron. I said, you're not to lay your hands on her and you did. You pathetic amateur.
Fucking wordplays? You tricked me with a fucking technicality? Seriously?
Hmm, it worked, didn't it? Baby, I'm a Demon in Hell, it's kind of our thing. You're nothing, if not predictable.
FUCK YOU! Doesn't matter that you're free, I'll just beat your ass back into submission! I am more powerful than I've ever been!
Oh, don't sell yourself short. You're the most powerful sinner in Hell, now. I have to thank you for that. Your little power grab helped to break another chain that's been holding me back for quite some time. And now, we can finally settle this once and for all. Finally, a fight with you that might be a challenge. Your screams will make for a satisfying broadcast.
BROADCAST THIS, FUCKER!
[Much yelling at the Sheriff's guards as they leave, after being fooled.]
Us...rogues? Don't show your faces here again, COWARDS!
Shh! Quiet.
Why? We have won, and they should be ashamed. SHAME ON YOU! Come back here again and my master and I shall see that you leave with more than just your TAILS between your legs!
"My master and I"? There are only two of them!
[Wide-eyed.] I shouldn't have said that.
[The guards return and begin to chase them]
Run, Robin. Run!
Five years in battle, Much and you still forget the last man!
Well there's so much to remember.
When I see the River Trent, I am going to cry. I'm going to cry like a baby. When we get home, I'm going to eat roast beef.
Yesterday, you said pork.
Well yesterday I was not as hungry. I could eat beef and pork and lamb! Mmmm, yes, I'd like that very much. In fact, I can feel a song coming on.
No! No song! Absolutely no song!
It would be a cheery song.
And it would be a tragedy, too! A tragedy for you to have survived the Turk, and made it to within a few miles of Locksley, only to be killed by your own master!
You know, it is lucky I do not readily take offense! You know, a smaller man would be offended! A smaller man would be wounded!
And a cleverer man would sing fewer songs!
[After being offered a meal of roast pork in return for digging a ditch for a weaver]
Master, we could, could we?
Much, we are nearly home!
Please! Please!
[Robin looks to Nathan, the weaver and Nathan throws the shovel to Robin who gives it to Much]
I love you. Have I ever said that?
[Robin nods gestures over to the ditch]
[As they run away from the weaver's home]
I said no stopping! Why do you never ever listen?!
Faster! Go!
[Next scene - night and Robin has lit a fire and stands up next to Much, both wrapped in blankets]
I'm not saying anything.
[Robin, in a childish manner mimics Much's words]
[To Dan Scarlett.] We are home unscathed. Well... scathed. Very scathed. But happy. And hungry. Mostly hungry.
[After talking with Jeffory.] That man is a showoff. If there are no eggs left, I'm going after him.
[holding a bow and arrow at Robin, after he has disturbed her father] You heard my father. Leave!
Marian. It is me, Robin.
[She moves closer, still pointing the bow and arrow]
Congratulations. Leave!
How are you? I thought of you.
Leave!
[Marian and Edward return to their house and Edward is closing the door]
Edward, if you do not remember me, then remember Nottingham! Remember your people!
[Edward closes the door]
Interesting.
Interesting? It was unbelieveable! And he used to treat us like... like sons!
She is still unmarried.
Oh, and I thought you had come to see the old sheriff!
I did!
Please!
My father seems to think he should see you. Our house is watched. Come after midnight tonight.
Very well. You're looking...striking. And if you're still living with your father, then that must mean...
Take care not to be seen.
Don't worry, I can look after myself.
I don't care about you, I care about my father. Are you really as naive as you seem? You think you can pick fights with these people and get away with it? You think you can slight them in public? You are a fool.
[She turns around and starts to walk away]
Marian...wait. This is not the time I know, but I must say, you are, more than ever...your eyes, even when you look at me in anger...I feel you. [places his hand on her cheek] And I still believe, even after all this time...you can see into my soul.
[He tries to kiss her, but she stops him]
Five years and you're still peddling the same old drivel. Does it ever work?
You'd be surprised.
Amazed.
[She pushes past him and walks away. Robin looks at her]
Give your names!
Will and Luke Scarlett.
What is your crime?
Living in the wrong place at the wrong time. Living under an evil Sheriff. Where do our taxes go? They go to Nottingham, to the Sheriff.
It has been a good month. We've collected nearly £300.
Would you want to be the King in Antioch - a clue: no - trying to feed a starving army on £300, when you promised £500?
It's more than we ever managed before.
[sarcastic] Oh, yippee! So the King is starving in the Holy Land and you have failed him, but [whiny voice] "It's more than we ever managed before!"
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