I was just wondering because your beach house and his beach house, they're fairly close, aren't they?
BBrimmer
No. It's a couple of miles.
That close! Isn't that a coincidence! I'll tell ya, this case is just full of 'em.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Isn't that weird? What a coincidence!
BBrimmer
What's that?
Here a moment ago we were talking about lefthanded people and you're lefthanded.
[During a lesson with the golf pro he's investigating] Listen, can I help you out? Don't say anything else. You don't have an attorney. Wait until you get an attorney. This way you can hurt your case. Believe me, I know something about my business. I don't know nothing about golf, you know. See, that's your business. I know something about my business. And believe me, you know, down through the years, uh, you get so that you, uh, you develop a nose for things, you see, and, uh [makes a perfect swing] after a while the ol' nose just tells you when someone is not giving you the truth. Now, uh, I'm gonna forget about the lesson because I could never learn this game but I'll be back to talk to ya.
Well, if it was me, if it was my gun, I would take very good care of that gun. I'd have it in my apartment where people could see it. And I would keep it polished and I would keep it oiled. And I would keep it loaded. And when a certain Colonel Dutton came to see me and threatened to expose me, that's the gun that I would use.
[At the exhibition of the General's war memorabilia] Hey, that's nice, isn't it? Isn't that beautifully cut? Custom tailored. You know, I think it's almost too nice. I mean all that concern about clothes. It's kinda vain, don't you think?
HSHelen Stewart
Some men, Lieutenant, do not want to look like an unmade bed.
GMGeneral Martin Hollister
[aboard the General's boat] I don't see how a man with the name of Columbo, shouldn't he be more at home on a boat?
Must have been another branch of the family, sir. How soon before we land?
GMGeneral Martin Hollister
Look! What do you see?
HSHelen Stewart
Your house.
GMGeneral Martin Hollister
And in the window?
HSHelen Stewart
I can't see anything because of the reflection of the sun on the water.
GMGeneral Martin Hollister
You know, you said you saw a shooting there about this same time of day.
You know what strikes me? You're the one that downgrades yourself. One dinner with General Hollister and you begin to doubt your senses.
You notice, no matter how abstract the painter, he always signs his name realistically, doesn't he.
Wait a minute. You mean, you think the thief was a woman?
One of them.
ONE of them?
Well, there were too many pictures there for one person to carry, don't ya think? And besides, the burglar alarm thing, you know, there's only one way to really beat that, is if you have somebody else from the inside open the door.
I don't think I understand.
You know what? That's the trouble. Neither do I.
You know that gallery you went to? Checked out. I hope you don't mind.
Oh, that's your job. And?
Uh, the parking lot boy, he remembered when you got there, alright. So that if Mr. Mathews was killed at 11:00 you sure didn't do it.
Now, isn't that a shame? And here I am your best and most obvious suspect, too.
Ah, don't say things like that. Really, you got me all wrong.
Uh, so this is a television studio, huh?
Yes.
Quite a place!
Well, it's a barn, really. I'm sure it's not as glamorous as you thought it'd be.
That's right, it isn't. But things aren't really what they seem to be, are they?
[sarcastically] My, how observant you are!
[to upset Mrs. Matthews] Now I want you to go right ahead and I want you to forget about all this. Just do what my wife does. 'Cause when she hits a department store, she just can forget anything, even the fact that I'm sitting outside waiting.
Alright, Lieutenant, you claim that I planted these paintings. Suppose you prove it.
[looking at the fingerprint expert] Can we?
EExpert
Yeah.
[looking back at Kingston] Yeah. With fingerprints.
Well, you see, he pulled the rug out from under you when he left his collection to Mrs. Mathews so you only had one thing that you could do-- murder him and blame it on her.
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