“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

[locking the bar of soap in the dungeon, along with the rest of the cleaning supplies; grumpily] I hate clean!

Bye-bye, soap.

Look, there's our shampoo, and our toothpaste, and our towels.

And my rubber ducky! Daddy misses you!

[finally fed up] That's it! I've had enough.

Tyrone? Where are you going?

To Purewood Forest!

What?!

That's right. I'm going to find Robin Hood and bring him back to Filthingham, so he can make our village clean again!

You better be careful.

What if the mayor sees you leave?

Don't worry, he won't. I have a very sneaky walk.

[shocked after seeing Robin Hood (Pablo) clean up the fountain] What did you do to my fountain, villager?!

I cleaned it up, and I'm not a villager. [takes off his disguise] I'm Robin Hood the Clean!

It's about time.

[demanding] Let the villagers go, Stinkypants, so they can take a bath!

No one is allowed to be cleaned in Filthingham! Not even you! [picks up a mud ball] Let's play catch… with mud balls!

[cheerfully] Hello there! [Tyrone screams again] I'm Austin the Wolf.

[screams] Austin the what?

Austin the Wolf. [shakes hands with him] You must be the new paper boy. Welcome to Fairytale Village!

Fairytale Village?

Yep! Where fairytale folks live!

[to the viewers after Tyrone throws a newspaper at him and calling him a big bad wolf; confused] Big bad wolf? I may be big, but I'm not bad. I just want to blow up his tire. Hey! Wait up! [chases after him]

[walking up to the gingerbread house] Is that… candy? And cookies? And gumdrops? [gasps in surprise at the house] And the house is made of gingerbread! Who in the world lives here?

[taping on Tyrone's shoulder to get his attention] Yoo-hoo, paper boy?

[turns around to face her] Yes? [gasps in shock, seeing her as a friendly witch] You're… You're a witch!

Well, right you are. Welcome to Fairytale Village! Say, I was hoping I could have you for lunch today.

Have me for lunch?! Yikes!

I wonder why he hid like that? He must be shy. I'll ask him again.

[waving cheerfully down at Tyrone as a friendly giant] Hello, paper boy! How's it going?

[gasps fearfully] Yikes! Giant!

Fee fi fo feek! [to the viewers] I think he wants to play hide and seek.

[spots Tyrone's antlers while he hides from him; to the viewers] I see his little antlers!

[pleading] Don't find me. Please don't find me.

Fee fi fo foy! Hello, little paper boy.

[gasps] He found me.

Hi, wolf!

Hi!

Hi, witch!

Hello.

A wolf, a witch, and a giant? I'm getting out of here.

[as she, Pablo the Giant and Austin the Wolf chase after Tyrone] Paper boy!

Don't run!

Wait! Paper boy, I'd like to have you for dinner.

Dinner? Why is everyone in this town out to eat me?

[fearfully hiding in his house, refusing to go to Camp Walkaplanka] I think I might stay home.

Home? Why?

What if pirate camp is really scary?

(Nonsense.) Camp Walkaplanka is the best camp ever! Come on! Don't you want to learn how to be a real pirate?

[in pirate accent] Arrrr! I am Pirate Captain Austin.

I'm Uniqua.

I'm leaving. [turns around and starts to bail out]

[annoyed] Pablo! [grabs him by the arm, preventing him from leaving]

You two want to be pirates, eh?

[nervously] Well...

More than anything!

[gazing at a red boot in the treasure chest] Wow! Ooh! It's so sparkly!

[closes the treasure chest] Don’t touch that! Ye must never, ever touch the boot! That boot belongs to the ghost of Captain Red Boots.

Captain Red Boots?

[fearfully] G-g-g-ghost?

If you touch the boot, a mysterious force will pull us all right to the island of Captain Red Boots! When we get there, she'll chase ya! And if she catches ya, she'll tickle ya! And if she tickles ya, then you'll become a ghost too! Understand?

Yes sir, Pirate Captain Austin, sir.

Arrrr! Well then, welcome to Camp Walkaplanka. Do ye wanna be pirates?

Well...

Pablo! Yes sir, Pirate Captain Austin, sir.

Don’t touch that boot! Do ye wanna end up on the island of Captain Red Boots?!

No, Pirate Captain Austin.

Do ye want her to tickle ya and turn you into a ghost?!

No, Pirate Captain Austin!

Then don't ever touch that boot!

Excuse me, Pirate Captain Austin?

Aye?

Uh... Help?

You two have a lot to learn if ye want to be pirates.