[cowering] You can't talk that to Negative Numbuh 3 like that! [Holding his gun and trying to shoot or bluff him] I mean it!
N4Numbuh 4
[Grabbing his hand with the gun he's holding] Well, what are you waiting for, princess?! [The screen straightens and narrows to his eyes] Let's dance. [Outside the treehouse, the scene shakes as he beats up the negative counterparts with all them screaming in pain]
[Impatiently waiting on the diving board] What's taking them so long? Those idiots are looking at a one-way ticket to the broccoli mines if they don't set up this portal before adult swim!
[sarcastically, as if flattered] Oh, you noticed. Well, it's all your fault! [sepia-tone flashback to the events of "Operation: R.A.B.B.I.T."] Because you showed up at the jungle's chocolate volcano and insisted on thwarting mein glorious plan to make chocolate bunnies from real bunnies, I fell into the choco-lava and fused with it. When I finally crawled out, I was forever changed. All the beautiful things became chocolate-y at my touch. It was like ein dream come true! [laughs maniacally] I actually thanked you for what happened to me! But many weeks later, I was taken over with a more powerful desire than I had ever encountered before—I desperately wanted to have ein cheeseburger! But when I went to take a bite—CHOCOLATE! It was the same with everything—french fries, soda pop, schnakenwurst, mayonnaise! [end of flashback] Everything became chocolate! [sobs] Oh, Abigail, I'm just ein hollow shell of ein boy.
[Touches Numbuh 1's chest with her index finger] Oh, no, you don't! You promised me we'd eat lunch together today. Besides- [Picks up her lunchbox and holds it up] I spent all morning making us the perfect, romantic lunch.
[Stops walking] You work through lunch every day, Nigel. But today, I'm gonna make you sit down and enjoy a love-filled work-free lunch with me… [Screams] IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO! [Resumes walking]
That'll be $6.95, sir. Oh, say, would you like to join our preferred villains' club today, where you can save up to 15% on every purchase? Preferred villains' club... where crime really does pay.
KKnightbrace
Hmm... I'm intrigued. Can you explain to me the benefits of membership?
And maybe I will learn what it really means... to love.
N4Numbuh 4
Ughhh! Get these guys to the Arctic Prison before I get totally sick! [Numbuh 44 leaves with captives; mocks imitation voice] 'Maybe I'll learn to love', ooh 'I love you'... PLEH! [Numbuh 3 looks sad] You will never catch me acting like that... [Numbuh 4 faces Numbuh 3 with his eyes closed. She starts getting mad] ...not with anyone. [Opens his eyes. Numbuh 3 is shaking with anger]
N3Numbuh 3
Grrrrrrr [pushes Numbuh 4 down, then stomps off] ...ahhhh. ::
I give up. What's the point? My sister's a teen, the greatest Kid Next Door I ever knew is a teen, and I'll be a teen soon enough. I mean, just look at me. I'm practically a teen now! I can't keep fighting it. I just... I give up.
Oh, Abby, you have no idea how long I've waited for you to say that! Come give your big sister a hug! [The building explodes] You...you tricked me again!
