KGKid General
Charge! [Kids run to attack the adults, then they see the giant robots] Run away like little girls!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
It's a lie! It's a lie! Everything you know is a lie! We have to rise up! Stop the oppression! Rise up, rise up, rise up and- [Realizes how silly he looks to his history class] But I was just getting to the good part!
FMr Frybingle
Mr. Uno, that report has absolutely nothing to do with the Declaration of Independence.
Doesn't it, Mr. Frybingle?
N2Numbuh 2
I liked the part with the giant robot war. [Starts mimicking machine gun noises]
FMr. Frybingle
Well I like when my students actually use their textbooks to write a report, and not their ridiculous imaginations! So I'm giving you [Numbuh One] a double F minus. [Bell rings]
N2Numbuh 2
Aw, he's crazy, Numbuh 1! How could he not like the part with the water balloons?
FMr Frybingle
[Picks apple up off of desk, which turns out to be not a fruit but a phone] They know...
N8Numbuh 86
Nice bra, teenager!
CCree
Thanks. Battle-Ready-Armor makes such good disguises, don't you think?
You're getting MARRIED?
N3Numbuh 3
No!
But that knight said,
N3Number 3
Ugh, It's a long story, OK!
KSKing Sandy
The king is NOT PRETEND!
What do you mean is not pretending?
N5Numbuh 5
[after Numbuh One asks for suggestions on how to take the Delightful Children's cake] I say we go down there with some kind of giant robot so we don’t get our butts kicked by the giant robot you know they got waiting for us.
[later, when the Delightful Children's giant present-robot attacks them] What I say before? Giant robot.
Any ideas?
N4Numbuh 4
I say we kick the crud out of them!
Simple.
N3Numbuh 3
We could ask them really nicely if they would just share the cake!
Simple MINDED.
Since that plan went up in smoke, we to back to our original plan.
N3Numbuh 3
We ask them to share?
No, we beat the crud out of them!
N4Numbuh 4
Now we're talking!
We storm their castle, kick their butts, and then it's cake for lunch!
[reading to the chicks] Once upon a time there was a Little Red Riding Hood, and the wolf ate her. The end.
N4Numbuh 4
I can think of a bazillion cooler places than the Rainbow Monkey fair-and-share fair! I could be back at the treehouse, working with Numbuh 2 on our giant wrestling robot right now! But, no! Instead, I'm stuck here in a "girly, woovey, Rainbow Monkey world." Rainbow Monkeys are so… STUPID!!!! [echoes]
N3Numbuh 3
[enraged] Don't ever, ever call Rainbow Monkeys stupid!
Und vhy is zis candy is so important to you?
N5Numbuh 5
I am saving for a special occasion.
N5Numbuh 5
Sorry I was late Numbuh 1, I have to pick up yo gift.
Blurpleberry, Yuck!, You know I prefer cherry.
N5Numbuh 5
"I work ALONE. I AM the Tommy!" Boy, is he definitely your younger brother, Numbuh 2.
[The others laugh]
N2Numbuh 2
Hey, what's THAT supposed to mean?
[seeing Sector V breaking into the mansion] Ah. Our guests have arrived. Go forth and supervise the battle, my delightful children. I wish to give Sector V the benefit of my full attention.
I'm so very glad you could visit me today, because I want to show you something that will change your lives forever! [plays a few keys in the organ]
Kids Next Door, activate your birthday suits, full protective power. Tough luck, Father. Our 2x4 technology makes us immune to any kind of ray-based aging effect.
Yes!
I'm impressed, or rather I would be if I had wanted to change your ages!
N5Numbuh 5
"If?" If this thing doesn't change ages, then what in the heck are- [her birthday suit breaks and her hand turns into a hoof, and fully transforms into a gazelle]
N4Numbuh 4
Um, Numbuh 1?… This Doesn’t Looks So Good- [Transforms Into A Koala]
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