Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
This human Beetle is a disappointment. How can he be the Reach's advanced operative on Earth if his Scarab refuses to function On-Mode?!
Then Reboot.
Yes, that may be necessary. Of course, we'd require a new host.
Finding another will not be difficult. Though removing the Scarab for Mode repair will kill this Jaime Reyes, "meat" is plentiful here.
Murderer!
(The Team's infiltrated the Reach ship)
The link's down. I'm going back in. (Gets throw back by Black Beetle)
Apologies, meat, but no-one goes anywhere. (Closes the doors using electro-symbiosis)
Listen, uh... Black Beetle! You're totally outnumbered! Open those doors now, and we'll go easy on you.
You will go easy on me? (Starts laughing)
I'll take mine. You take yours. Count yourself lucky, boy.
What did you do to her?
Shifted the density of the door. Wasn't quite prepared for that, was she? But don't be jealous. I can put you halfway through the door, too. Halfway...the hard way.
Little brother, one way or another, I'm putting you back on mode. You are of the Reach and cannot escape it.
I think she's still basking in the glow of victory. She totally nailed Equaled. You should've seen it! Well, actually it didn't look like much, but I'm sure it was very cool inside their heads!
Well, thumbs up to the Reach. Oh, I know what you're thinking: "Old G. Gordon has gotten soft on the spacemen." But don't you see? This is exactly how aliens should come to Earth. Knocking on our front door - not sneaking in the back...like some Leaguers we know.
Secretary Tseng and I are so glad you accepted the reach's invitation to meet, Captain.
[As the cameras roll, Captain Atom shakes his hand with a forced smile]
The Justice League always supports peaceful diplomacy.
And should diplomacy fail, you have your wanted meta powers to enforce peace.
Not how we operate, ambassador. But we can discuss that in private.
If you insist.
[The footage is shown on Godfrey's show]
"Private meeting"?! Is this an April Fools' Day prank?! Or just another example of the League hiding their true agenda from you, the people?! Don't know why you're surprised, folks. After all, most of your heroes wear MASKS!
Nice. Perfect cover for our new digs. On the outside, I mean it's down right nasty...and it's nasty on the inside too.
Greetings and salutations, Earth champions! I am L-Ron. Majordomo to the great master and you are my prisoners.
This is Plastic Man's April Fool's joke, isn't it? Okay Plas, you got us.
No, I have you.
Do you Earthlings truly have no concept of honorable single combat?
Do not follow, Earth females! Do not interfere! It is poor sportism!
You are going to reimburse us for damages, right?
Come on, chatterbox, you're gonna show me something or not?
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