This friend stuff is harder than I thought.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[holding Wilbert down when he was trying to run away from him] Why did you (try to) run (away) from me, Beaver?
I thought you were gonna hurt me.
Oh, Beaver. [laughs] No, I just wanted to see if you wanted to be best friends.
Friends?
Hey, Beaver, mind if I call you "Beavy?" You like "Beavy," don't you?
Well, actually, my name's not Beaver just because I am a beaver. That doesn't mean--
Quiet, Beavy, you talk too much! Let's do something manly together, like touching muscles.
This stinks. I don't need you, Beaver. I don't need friends.
[Last lines]
Could you build the dam with me?
We could build the dam, or we could play bad-breathed zombies. Wanna play?
Yeah! [seeing the Jelly Beans playing bad-breathed zombies, much to his regret] Ugh, what have I done?
[after seeing the billboard about Camp Dinkey] Hmm. A camp made just for me? What would that be like? It could be anything I want. It could have a sign, a flagpole, a mess hall, a bunch of cool campers! [claps his hands and pictures a camp exactly like Camp Kidney] And the best part of all, a scoutmaster!
Lazlo! It's bad enough I got to spend reality with you! Leave me out of your twisted fantasies! [claps his hands as the lights went out]
Camp Dinkey is awesome!
This camp is filthy! I wanna be clean!
I want to be famous!
I wanna be understood!
CSChip and Skip
Baby cow whisperers!
Camp Dinkey has it all! Let's go to Camp Dinky!
[After discovering the billboard was just spelled wrong]
Camp Dinkey's really Camp Kidney?
[Except for Lazlo, the Bean Scouts all mutter and groan in disappointment]
Come on, fellas. All this time, we've been imagining the coolest camp possible, but maybe it's been Camp Kidney all along.
[The Bean Scouts smile, then quickly disagree]
Let's face it. There's nothing cool about Camp Kidney.
[A dark cloud appears and lightning strikes the billboard, setting it on fire and reducing it to ashes]
Cool!
Hello.
I'm naked.
I won't be ruining anything in your little pathetic life, anymore, 'cause you're leaving!
[after Lazlo throws clown confetti on him, dressed up as a clown; enraged] NOT ON ME, YOU LITTLE TWERP!
Oops.
MMilt
"Oops?!" We're stranded in the wild with no supervision, and no shelter! And you say, "Oops?!" [paranoid] We're all gonna die. [spins around, panicking] We're all gonna die! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!
Milt! Come here. [holds out his arms, offering Milt for comfort]
Hey, Edward! You can sleep in my sleeping bag!
I don't have much of a choice, do I? [gets in Lazlo's sleeping bag] Your pajamas feel nice to! What are they, flannel?
I sleep in the nude.
And that's why chickens can't fly.
Sounds logical.
"Number 4: Give bear a hug." I don't even give my grandmother a hug. BEAR! HUG!!!!! [runs over to Gordon]
What are you doing?!
[tackles Gordon to the ground and hugs him] Trust me. I hate this as much as you.
It feels good to wash this day away. All those acts of kindness and compassion. They went against everything I've ever stood for. I feel like my soul's been hacked from my body and trampled.
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