Toki, what were you thinkin?! Hanging out with clowns?!
Why didn't you call us?! You've got a cellphone! Why didn't you use it? Where were -
You're going out all night with guns, and ya know, guns... y'know, they're cool so... What am I saying here?
Back off jack-off, it wasn't his fault.
I gives that clowns a little of bit of a smack.
Your friend ha. Drunks driving before a tour! Shooting ze guns, huh?
Yeah, he's not a real friend.
What kinds of a friends takes on such a godless endeavor? What if you hurt your pinky finger huh? No more tour.
Yeah. What if you hurt your hands?
Yeah, you're being a selfish prick.
...I woke up with a clown's hand in my pants. That's... that's what I did today.
Yeah, what the fuck, Toki? There's no such things as clowns.
Aww come on, how come I can't have a friend who's a clown? He makes me laugh, ha ha ha!
I should be asleep right now. This is a waste of time.
It's metal to like clowns.
EEEverybody Else
No, it's non-metal.
Don't try to tell us it's metal because it's not. We know that trick.
Clowns are, statistically, the most hated of all creatures.
Statisticallies or not, but, uh, just don'ts likes this guy.
Okay, it's late. Let's just all calm down and discuss this in the morning. May we offer you a ride home?
[talking to Klokateer] Give him whatever he wants. [whispers] Put the boots to him, medium style.
Hey, you sound like crap, Murderface, what's wrong with you?
I just can't seem to get comfortable. I ran out of clean underwear so I'm wearing a bathing suit.
What am I gonna do, not wear underwear?
Yeah, it's called freeballing.
Yeah, I mean I only wear underwear only about... [counts on his fingers] 65% of the time, honestly, otherwise I'm just freeballing.
Oh ja, in Sweden , underwears is y'know, the kinky stuff, worn as a fetish ja, but you know the exciting sexual stuff? is always freeballing.
Freeballing huh? Well, I'll give it a try.
Wow - I feel pretty good, this freeballing's amazing.
You'll be paid to gather whatever you can with this camera in your hat. And no fucking around, got that candy nose?
Oh, you just keep that cabbage coming, daddy-o, and Dr. Rockso's gonna get you what you want, the way you want it. Now which one of you humps, got a cigarette for Dr. Rockso?
Just calm down and be careful. And watch out for this guy. [holds up picture of Charles Ofdensen, the band manager.] He means business. Stay away from him.
[holds a hand up] Yes, I know. [to the guards] Makes sure no one sees you taking him out of here.
[mutter] Rock and roll clown...
You actuallies been playing ze, almost the bass that can be listens to lately, Murderface, y'know, maybes we even turns it up on the next album.
I think it's this freeballing. Pickles, I can not thank you enough. If only the whole world freeballed - no wonder those Arabs're wearing their dresses.
Oh, that's Dr. Rockso. Yeah, I invites him over. No big deal.
Oh, no, Toki! You don'ts have to always compensates, alright, we pays more attentions to you.
Screw that psychological mambo-jambo, I just likes to laugh, ha ha!
Hey don't run, it's wet! I thought we agreed, no clowns!
No, we didn't agreed on nothing, we just all yelled and then he was beaten, thats was our conclusions.
Aw, damn, I don't want that asshole around here.
Oh boy, gets readies for a lots of screamings.
Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffle bags. I'm free, downstairs. Think about it.
K-K-K-K-K-K-YEAH! IT'S ME DR. ROCKSO, THE ROCK AND ROLL CLOWN!
Ha ha ha! [laughs] I just cracks up every time!
Well wipe your feet before you come in here?
Hey business man, what you do for a living, sell shoes? K-K-YEAH...
May I have a short word with you?
Oh yeah, you are short. Ohhhhhh yeah.
Well, ah, Rockso, Toki really seems to like you, a great deal. So our home is your home.
OH! MI CASA, SU CASA BA-BABY!
Yes, but just remember, stay in the main room, and I, need you to sign this confidential agreement, and pain waiver.
Aww come on, Rockso's just pu-pulling your ch-ch-chain! You did have my ass beat though. That shit hurts.
Well, just stay in the main room, and we'll be fine. Have fun.
Who wants to watch a rock-sclusive Dr. Rockso music video?
Oh me, this gots to be hilarious.
I'd rather die then watch your fucking video, how 'bout that?
Oh I caught that! But that's okay, Dr. Rockso forgives ya. Now, I'm gonna show you boys that you're not the only ones that know how to rock. This one was banned from Music Television because you can see my junk... through my jumpsuit.
I believe that is what is known as... freeballing.
It's called "I'm Just A Rock And Roll Clown."
Find something interesting in there, did you?
Easy Rockso, easy. Don't you think you might have had a little too much cocaine?
[voice wavering] Back off, man. Leave me alone.
[hearing a shot being fired] Hey, that's my driving gun! [stands up]
Hey, you're not supposed to wear clothes in the hot tub.
[dashes by] K-K-K-K-K-YEAH!
[At a concert, after performing 'Castratikron'.]
FFFemale Fans
Nathan! Nathan! Can you get us back stage, we'll make it worth your while. We'll totally suck your hog. Please, Nathan! Nathan! Yeah, we'll totally gang bang you. All of us will. Nathan! Nathan! Cut our faces off. Cut my arms off.
FFFemale Fans
What's he saying? What's he saying?
I can't. I... have a girlfriend now.
[Crowd emits a noise of shock.]
FFFemale Fans
[shrieking] Noooooo!
HMHorace Marvingblad Wimplestein, Jr.
Gentlemen, have you heard of the United States Pornography Awards?
HMHorace Marvingblad Wimplestein, Jr.
This is the biggest adult film event of the year, and I believe that if we can involve Dethklok in participating, then we may have a chance at tempting Nathan Explosion and tearing his relationship apart.
I feel that this would work better if I was there, at the Pornography Awards.
Perhaps I should go, too.
I feel that I should be there, too.
TMTribunal Member
I want to go, too.
No. You are not allowed to go.
So, you've been cordially invited to host at the United States Pornography Awards...
[The bands, except Nathan, cheers.]
Not the uh, most distinguished event, I advise we pass. Moving on, we have a -
Yeah, what are you, a eunuch? Sign us up!
They're not paying you, and you'd lose money.
So, fuck that, I pay them for this! I just wants to make out withs thems beautiful goils...
Well, uh... financially speaking, you -
Hey, listen, eh, "Mr. Numbers", uh, sometimes you gotta just do something because your heart tells ya it's the right thing to do...
Gots to listen to your hearts...
Now signs us up! Naked ladies, oh wowie!
[The band, sans Nathan, at practice.]
I'ms gettings worrieds. United States Pornography Awards in two days and Nathan hasn't been to rehearsal.
That's ladies for you, they rob you of your very essence! They're SOUL MURDERERS!
They're not goods enough for hims! I hates her! Yets... I would totally do's her.
Yeah, me too. So strange, is this mind of men...
[philosophically] Yeah, my little friend... we are... so evolved, yet out animalistic inskinks always remind us of who we really are.
[conclusively] Mens are the beasts... and womens... the demons of the nights...
