GGoku
I'm guessing an ascended Super Saiyan isn't much of a challenge for you...so how 'bout I take it up to the next level?
The next level of ascended super-something...oh...oh...what...what's that?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Perhaps you're so terrified that you've begun to hallucinate...is that it?
GGoku
Perhaps...
GGoku
[Goku changes to a Super Saiyan] This is a Super Saiyan. And this... [after becoming an ascended Super Saiyan] ...this is what is known as a Super Saiyan that has ascended past a Super Saiyan. Or, you could just call this a Super Saiyan two.
Uhuh Uhuh...
Ho hum. What a useless transformation. You've changed your hair. So what?
Has he really found a way to surpass an ascended Saiyan? Is that possible?
He must be bluffing. I mean...what would that make him? Double ascended?
[to Goku, after Goku turns into a Super Saiyan three] Buu not scared. Big hair make you big funny.
Yes, I'm inclined to agree. This super three-whatever you said...it's ridiculous. Majin Buu...I think our friend's in need of a haircut.
Buu have fun play with you. You strong.
GGoku
Thanks. So are you.
GGoku
Buu...I'm a man of courtesy, as well as strength. So I've got to tell you that I'm quite impressed by your fighting techniques. I've fought beings from beyond nameless galaxies and you by far are the best.
Thank you.
[after Goku changes back to a regular Saiyan] Hey! Why you go back to normal!? You and me not fight no more!? Buu have fun!
GGoku
Well, I had a lot of fun, too. But unfortunately, I have some place to be...and time won't allow me to play with you all day, Majin Buu. It's time for me to say goodbye.
They will never be strong enough to beat the two of us!
GGoku
Well, for starters, they're only going to fight one of you because the other seems to do nothing but bark orders. Oh, and Majin Buu...I think you're much too gifted a fighter to be controlled...by a coward like Babidi.
Ah! Shove it! [Babidi raises his middle finger to Goku]
Mister Babidi?
Wha...what is it?
Buu have a better idea.
You're actually having an idea! Doesn't that sound like a great trip. Okay then, why don't you tell me what you've come up with in that walnut-sized brain of yours!
[Buu gets close to Babidi] Buu have a great idea.
You said that already. Just cough it up so we can get on with the serious stuff.
Oohh...heh heh heh heh heh. [Majin Buu grabs Babidi by his neck] Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!
Ha ha! Now you no talk! Now no more could say words to seal Buu back up in ball! No no no! [Babidi is now choking]
[while choking Babidi] You teach me lots of good things, but Buu think it's time Babidi go. Bye bye bye! Ha ha ha ha ha! Bye bye! [Majin Buu smashes his arm into Babidi's face, blowing his head off and killing him]
So, what happens now? Majin Buu has no one telling him what to do anymore. There's no denying that Babidi was definitely the brains of that particular operation.
Hello girl! You think Buu sexy?
GGirl
[afraid] Ah! Yes...uh...I think you're very, very sexy!
Yay! Then give Buu smooch! [Buu tries to kiss the girl]
GGirl
Aah!
Why you teasing Buu!?
GGirl
Aah!
You play with Buu feelings! [Majin Buu sees a magazine next to the girl] Hmmm...what this!? [Majin Buu picks up the magazine and looks at snapshots of men] So Earth girls like boys pretty like this, huh? How Buu supposed to live up to body image in magazine!? Ahh, Buu know! [Buu warps his face to look like an attractive male] Baby! [Buu tries to kiss the girl again]
GGirl
Aah! Get away!
You girls don't know what you want! How do you like candy!?
GGirl
Aah! [Majin Buu turns the girl into a piece of candy and eats her]
Umm...umm...umm...ah! Yes, yes! Very nice. Buu like girls. Buu so great! Now, do a flip! Ha ha!
[after Majin Buu decimates another city] He's even worse without Babidi.
GGoku
Hmm...I guess it's just in his nature to cause destruction. It's probably the only thing he's ever known to do.
No. Don't go making excuses for him. There's no reason to demolish planets regardless of personality defects.
GGoku
Call me crazy. But after watching those boys fight each other at the junior division, I decided to take a chance.
So you're going to wager the world's future on the shoulders of little children?
GGoku
I think it's a pretty safe bet. Don't you?
Uh...you've always been a hopeless dreamer, Goku.
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