“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

[after posing in the Great Saiyaman outfit] Well, what did you think?

Yeah! That was awesome. It sounded even better than the superheroes on TV. Can I be a superhero too?

I think one superhero's enough for now.

[to himself, after Angela forces him to go on a date with her] How did I get myself into this predicament? Superheroes aren't supposed to get blackmailed, that just doesn't happen that way. What am I gonna do? Maybe I should have Bulma make me a different costume, just call myself something else. How could I do this to myself? I mean, I've never even been on a date. This is crazy.

[to Gohan, about her date with Goku] Your father was such a rowdy boy. We spent the entire day fighting. What a great first date that was.

Hey, Gohan. I need some sugar in my coffee. Ten teaspoons, please.

[Gohan pours the sugar for her] Nine...ten.

Thanks. That's why I'm so sweet.

Oh man. That's a lot o' sugar.

Were your pants down?

Ahh....!

Videl

[to Gohan] I thought you were a nice boy. Keep your pants on, or else. Got it?

[about Great Saiyaman, after watching a program about him on TV] Fools. They call that runt a hero. Well I could break that little scrawny runt in two like a soggy toothpick.

Videl

You're not gonna believe this, but I didn't jump in to help you because I thought you would be okay, because I honestly believed that you were the Great Saiyaman.

Me? No way...

Videl

I was convinced of it until I saw you fight...eh. Please don't take on any more criminals, Gohan. Sorry, but you don't have what it takes. But you sure know how to take a punch in the face.

Gee, thanks. [to himself] Phew. Wow. I might have to get punched in the face more often.

[about Gohan, after punching him in the face] Shoot. It's that little skinny kid that's unusual. Yeah, I think I busted my hand on his face.

What!?

No joke. I felt like I was hitting a wall o' solid steel.

Videl

I'm like a maid. I go wherever the filth is and I clean it up. My father's a busy man. If you wanna challenge him, you're gonna have to get through me first.

Videl

[about Gohan] Darn him. Now where'd he go? I thought he was walking behind us.

Erasa

He was...

Look you two, when a geek disappears, you're not supposed to worry about it. It's a good thing.

Videl

Gohan's not a geek. He's a heck of a lot cooler than you, Sharpner.

What!?

Videl

You heard me.

Erasa

Yeah, and he's cuter too.

Yeah, if you like your men scrawny and weak.

Erasa

Videl doesn't need a strong man. She can kick your butt all by herself.

No, she can't.

Erasa

Yes, she can.

Videl

Yes, I can.

Whatever.

Videl

You're a brilliant fighter dad. You can definitely win at the tournament again, but I heard that the guy who won before you is extremely powerful.

Ah, your dad knows all about the former champion. His name's Goku and he's a magician, not a fighter. Uses all kinds o' light tricks and deception to win his matches, see. And he doesn't have the brute strength that your father does Videl. He's a sissy compared to me and no one can defeat the man who saved the world! Ah! No one! Do you hear me, Goku? Aha ha!

Look, I know you kidnapped that little guy. Please let him go.

You gotta be kiddin' me. Don't you's remember how Jack in the beanstalk got the goose who laid the golden eggs? He stole her, that's how kid! But maybe you're right. Maybe all circus owners should be arrested for kidnapping! Ha ha ha ha! Aha ha ha!

It's not funny. Look, that dinosaur has a mother and a father and a home. You can't just take it, mister.

Grr...shut up! Where do you's think circus owners get their animals from, kid? Do you think the stork brings 'em! It's dollars that matter. Not sentimental rubbish. Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

That girl has more power than all of us combined.

You's gotta be kiddin'.

No, sir. Her name's Videl. Mister Satan's daughter.

You bonehead. Why didn't you say so? Yeah, it's her alright. Now there's someone who knows how to catch a thief. My tax dollars should be goin' to her instead o' you doughnut packin' monkeys!

Videl

[to Great Saiyaman] Hey, guess what's gonna happen when they arrest you. The first thing they'll do is take that trash can off your head and reveal your true identity.

Videl

Wow, this is gonna be great. What a terrific match. The former champion's daughter fighting the former champion's son. Doesn't that sound exciting to you?

No, not really. Why don't we do something really challenging like go out on a date?