So...this is it. The place I'm gonna die.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Oh man! I almost wish I'd never heard of these stupid dragonballs.
GGoku
[pulls out a can of beer from the fridge] What's this doing in here? It's no good. [pulls out another can instead] There! Now that's what I'm looking for, a sports drink. It's much less filling and tastes great!
[to Gohan] What? Am I supposed to be scared now just because you've gotten a little power boost? It changes nothing. You're still nowhere near my level. So go ahead if you want. Attack me. Your move.
Hey, hey listen. Guru just told me there's some kind of powerful force headed straight for us.
Uh...
What?
What in the...who's this Guru.
Hey, he's right. Something is coming.
Yeah, that power level's huge.
Wait, I know. It's Goku. I knew he'd be here to save us.
Kakarot!?
I don't know. Are you sure Krillin? It feels like there's more than one.
No! Not them! One, two, three, four, five...it...it has to be...dammit all. Frieza's called in the Ginyu Force.
[Vegeta picks up Gohan] You! No more time for games! Give me that dragonball right now!
I...I can't. I don't have it.
Tell me where it is. Tell me and I promise no harm will come to you or your friends. But if I don't make my wish before they get here, we're all dead.
What do you think we are...stupid? You put him down, right now Vegeta.
[Vegeta drops Gohan] Listen to me, don't be a fool. These are no petty henchmen Frieza's called. It's the Ginyu Force. Five men, each as strong as I am. Maybe even stronger.
Eh...
And in a few moments, they'll be here with their new scouters. They'll find us and kill us all!
No. I...I don't believe you!
Do you feel that power! None of us are strong enough to face that. We only have one chance. We have to use the dragonballs to make me immortal.
I feel what the Saiyan says may be true. This is an evil presence that approaches.
Here's the deal. We use the wish on Gohan!
The boy may have power but he doesn't have the fighting experience. It has to be me.
I can't do it! That would mean, our entire search would be in vain.
But you would still have two more wishes.
Huh?
Didn't you know? The dragonballs will grant you three wishes.
Three? Are you sure about that?
Not just one?
Argh! We're wasting time! [Vegeta picks Krillin up] The Ginyu Force will be here any second. We have to use the dragonballs now before it's too late!
You're not giving the orders here Vegeta! Nail, are you absolutely certain that we'll get three wishes?
Yes.
Lets go then. [to Vegeta] But, you try anything funny and the deals off, you got it?
[after the Ginyu Force do their poses] Well...that's quite an entrance boys...
At ease men. I have an important errand for you.
Thank you Lord Frieza. Glad to be of service. So lets get down to business. What is our mission?
It's quite simple Captain Ginyu. Your mission is to recover my dragonballs and bring me Vegeta!
Vegeta?
Hah. Stupid Saiyan.
I always thought he was too cocky for his own good. Looks like that ego of his finally got him into trouble.
So you've finally shown your true colors Vegeta.
Yo! Earth to Guldo, what's wrong, have you got something in one of your eyes there?
I see revenge.
Oh you think you are pretty tough, don't you. Well this time you don't have Frieza to save your scrummy carcass. Oh how I've waited for this.
Hey I think you are forgetting something here. Frieza wants him brought back alive.
Yeah! I get Vegeta!
Oh you always win.
Now don't be a sore loser Guldo.
Yeah Guldo if you're lucky I'll let you finish him off.
Hey Guldo why don't you take the midgets, they're in the way.
What am I, the janitor?
If I were a betting man, I'd say Guldo's gonna lose.
Teh. Obvious. Thanks for pointing' out the obvious Burter.
Hah! Guldo will kill them in under a minute. One chocolate nut bar says he does.
Hah! You're on.
I knew I should've joined that Ginyu fitness club last year, but no...I had to go on that stupid chili burger diet.
[after raising a sharp tree stump to impale Krillin and Gohan] Shish Kebab anyone? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Personally, I prefer mine well done.
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