Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Listen, what I said before John, I meant it. I don't have friends; I've just got one.
[Nods] Right. [Continues walking away]
[Calling after him] John? John! [Running after him] You are amazing, you are fantastic!
Yes, alright, don't have to overdo it.
[Lestrade and John exit the inn where Sherlock and the doctor are staying in]
You know he is actually pleased you are here? Secretly pleased.
Is it? That´s nice! I suppose he likes having all the same faces back together. Appeals to his... his...
Asperger´s? [Sherlock appears and Lestrade changes the topic of conversation to the case of the hound]
I've got a theory but I need to get back into Baskerville to test it. [Pulling out phone]
How? Can't pull off the ID trick again.
Might not have to. [Puts phone to ear] Hello brother dear! How are you?
Murder weapon and the scene of the crime, all at once! Haha, oh, this case...! Thank you, Henry. It's been brilliant.
Sherlock?
What?
[Indicating Henry, who is in a state of shock] Timing!
Oh. Not good?
Totally scientific. Laboratory conditions. Quite literally...
[Flashback to Sherlock monitoring John as he runs from the 'hound' earlier in the episode]
[whispering] He's in here with me...
Alright, keep talking. I'll find you. [pause] Keep talking!
I can't, he'll hear me...
Tell me what you're seeing!
[Sherlock puts his phone to a mic and sends a vicious dog snarl over the intercom.]
[Shuddering] I don't know, but I can hear it...
[In the present] I knew what effect it had on a superior mind so I needed to try it on an average one. [John stops eating and looks up, insulted.] You know what I mean.
[about being dosed with the experimental drug] Any long-term effects?
None at all. You'll be back to normal, we all will, once we've excreted it.
Think I might have taken care of that already.
Every fairy tale needs a good old-fashioned villain. You need me or you're nothing — because we're just alike, you and I. Except you're boring. You're on the side of the angels.
Nothing in the Bank of England, the Tower of London or Pentonville Prison could possibly match the value of the key that could open all three.
I can open any door, anywhere with a few tiny lines of computer code. No such thing as a private bank account now. All are mine. No such thing as secrecy. I OWN secrecy. Nuclear codes? I could blow up NATO in alphabetical order. In a world of locked rooms, the man with the key is king. And honey, you should see me in a crown.
But don't be scared. Falling is just like flying, except there's a more... permanent destination.
Too much history between us, John. Old scores. Resentments.
Nicked all his smurfs? Broke his Action Man?
School friend, maybe?
[laughs] Of Sherlock's?
Thank you, John.
Molly.
Yes.
You're a bit like my dad. He's dead. Oh, sorry...
Molly, please don't feel the need to make conversation. It's really not your area.
When he was dying, he was always cheerful. He was lovely. Except when he thought that no one could see. I saw him once. He looked sad.
Molly...
You look sad... when you think he [Watson] can't see you. Are you okay? Don't just say you are, because I know what that means, looking sad when you think no one can see you.
You can see me.
I don't count. What I'm trying to say is that, if there's anything I can do, anything you need, anything at all, you can have me. (flustered) No, I just mean... I mean... if there's anything you need - it's fine.
But what could I need from you?
Hello. Are you ready for the story? This is the story of Sir Boast-a-lot. Sir Boast-a-lot was the bravest and cleverest knight at the round table, but soon the other knights began to grow tired of his stories about how brave he was and how many dragons he'd slain, and some of them began to wonder, "Are Sir Boast-a-lot's stories even true?" Oh no. So, one of the knights went to King Arthur and said, "I don't believe Sir Boast-a-lot's stories. He's just a big, old liar who makes things up to make himself look good." And then, even the king began to wonder, but that wasn't the end of Sir Boast-a-lot's problems. No. That wasn't the final problem. The end.
[Sherlock has just been arrested. The Chief Superintendent is wandering around the flat]
Looked a bit of a weirdo if you ask me. They usually are, these vigilante types. [John stares at him] What are you looking at?
[Cuts to the Chief Superintendent nursing a bloody nose. John is slammed up against a police car next to Sherlock]
Joining me?
Yeah, well, apparently it's against the law to chin the Chief Superintendent.
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