Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
There's no better way to escape the pressures of the day then doing a little gardening. Wouldn't you say, Cornelius?
Oh, indubitably, Babar. The garden is so quiet, so peaceful, so...
King Babar! King Babar!
So easy to get into. Remind me to get that gate fixed.
50% say they love you, 50% say they adore you, and 50% say they kiss the ground underneath you.
Together it's 150%, how could that be?"
Some people voted twice.
It's time the truth came out. You all think I'm some big hero, but I'm not.
[The audience gasps]
Basil is the one who saved Isabelle, not me. If anybody deserves to have a statue made in his honor, it's Basil. Not just because he's a hero, but because guys like him are one in a million. Please don't fault Basil for what he's done. Protecting my image is his job. That's what I hired him to do. But I want you to know Basil, that, over the years, you've become more then just my employee; You're my... best friend.
Thank you, sir. I mean, Rataxes.
[In the kitchen, Chef Truffles is making pancakes while humming "La Marseillaise"]
♪ Chef Truffles makes the royal pancakes. ♪
♪ The finest pancake in the land! ♪
[Suddenly, the fire burns up a pancake and Chef Truffles screams in frustration]
I think this is going to be a very agreeable experience, Pompadour.
I couldn't agree more, Cornelius!
You couldn't be more correct, Cornelius. I wouldn't choose to sit in that chair.
Nor would I, Pompadour. Nor would I.
[Cornelius and Pompadour attempt to sit in Babar's chair]
Excuse me, Cornelius! I believe I got here first!
Pardon me, Pompadour! I must decide that I got here first!
I should be in charge. I have... I have... seniority!
Far too much seniority, I'm afraid...
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Babar: Pompadour! Cornelius!
Celeste: Be careful!
Babar: Whoa! [Coughing] Cough! Cough!
Celeste: Are you all right, Babar?
[Kids] Daddy, are you all right?
Babar: [Coughing] Yes, I'm all right.
But Pompadour, Cornelius!
Isabelle: There they are!
[All] Pompadour! Cornelius!
[Siren wailing]
Babar: Everyone outside!
Chef Truffles: Have no fear, Chef Truffles is here.
The true meaning of responsibility is sticking by a decision you'll know you'll keep.
I think I'll wait a couple of years before making a big decision.
To think, just 2 guests could create such a havoc!
And I'm having 1000!
Oh my! What is it?
Cereal.
[Babar's eyes suddenly widen]
[looking through Pom's microscope] My tusks! So that's what coconut really looks like!
I knew you'd be interested. Coconut's your favorite food, isn't it?
It was...
[talking about Alexander] What a goof up!
Well, if that doesn't just chew my shoes!
Something eating you, sir?
The mayor of Paris needs Babar at a meating of the minds? What's wrong with my mind? Don't answer that, Basil!
Alright Pompadour, what's going on? Why is Babar going to Paris?
Babar? Paris?
Don't play dumb with me!
Just trying to keep things at your level!
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Babar: Arthur?
Arthur: In the flesh!
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