Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I hope you don't work Alexander as hard as you did yesterday, Zephir. He's got a big race coming up and we need him in tip-top shape.
He didn't work here yesterday.
But last evening he told me... [suddenly realizes that Alexander told a lie on where he was last evening] Excuse me, everyone. Zephir, would you mind joining me?
If you asked me, I'd say Arthur's adventures are ninety percent fiction and ten percent imagination!
True enough Pompadour. And that arithmetic does add up to Arthur!
Put it back, dear. It's parents will be looking for it, I hope.
Don't talk rot, Rataxes!
Now we have a perfect family. A boy and a girl!
What shall we call her?
Daphne, I think!
[Rataxes and Basil are climbing down the palace walls]
Basil, hurry it up!
But your rhighness, you know I suffer from vertigo!
You'll suffer from rigor mortis if Lady Rataxes catches us!
If I may suggest sir, you might hire a ghost writer.
Uh-huh. And how do I get one of those? Through a ouija board?
And you thought it was alright for your brother to run off in the middle of the night to rescue some man named Jules Verne?!
Well, we didn't think it was alright exactly.
We'll talk more about this in the morning. In the meanwhile, we should head over to Rhinoland to settle things once and for all. Come along, children.
I think they're really mad this time.
Sorry to interrupt, your rhighness. But King Babar seems to think that Alexander is around here somewhere.
Well you three, home. And we're all going to have a long chat about this in the morning.
Boy Cornelius, where did you ever learn to signal code stuff?
Oh, there's a lot that I know that you don't know I know.
I know!
Then what, Basil, what?
Well, it's just that the password was originally intended for my ears only and well, it's kind of embarrassing.
JUST TELL ZEPHIR THE PASSWORD!!!
What a day I've had. I haven't seen so many ruffled feathers since the hurricane in flamingo land!
Good news, sir. Since you started handing out free frosty cones, your popularity's gone up!
I knew it! The way to the hearts of my people is though bribery!
You're now two points more popular then a rattlesnake bite.
Rats...
[to the children] Time waits for no-one, and neither does the school bus!
Basil, how did I do in the popularity poll this year?
Well, according to a random sampling, you're slightly more popular then a plague of locusts.
Oh...
It's an improvement, sir. Last year, you were less popular then a volcanic eruption!
What's wrong with my subjects? Babar's popular; What's he got that I haven't got?
Do you have a couple of hours, sir? It's a rather long list.
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