Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I hope when you're back on my team, we can get back to normal.
Your team? (Heal and grow. Heal and grow.) Well, I guess it's very nice for the big lady to come down here and talk to the little man. I'm just surprised you can see me from all the way up there in your ivory tower.
Oh, if you're gonna be like that, you can fuck off.
(I'm gonna blow this gaff wide open.) Uh... yeah. I spent, uh, some time with Ray before he... went and I just wanted to say that, um, I think we should all remember that Ray, by the end... he loved Jesus. Now I know, Liz, there's no proof for Jesus, but then there's no proof for lots of things like science or the stock market and... we believe in them. Look, what I'm trying to say is that if I was dying and I decided that even though I'd never particularly been into say, uh... Enya before, but that now I really really was into Enya and that in fact I thought Enya was great and that Enya died for our sins and I wanted an Enya themed funeral with pictures of Enya and lots and lots of mentions of... Enya. Then I think it would be a bit bloody rich for my sister to ban all mention of Enya from my funeral! Yeah?
[Everyone applauds, Liz frowns]
[Discussing life and death with Mark]
Sometimes, we're so wrapped up in the nonsense of life...
Right yeah... I mean, if I want an Xbox, why don't I just get an Xbox?
[confused] ...yeah.
(You're losing her) It's a brief candle... a bloody brief candle.
There's only so much happiness in the world and they're hoarding it all!
That's not how happiness works! (It completely is.)
What do I know about love and happiness? I know you have to play dirty, my friend.
Dancing? Y-yes... dancing... I love... dancing... (It makes me look like a coma victim being stood up and zapped with a cattle prod.)
Maybe I should send her a bit of ear. Or a finger. Just to show I'm really serious.
Look, Jez, what I'm trying to say is, for better or worse, the sixties happened and now sex is fine. But can't we take the best of that--the nice music, the colors, the I Have A Dream, et cetera--but not have to face the ... squalor?
Who needs romance when you're doing it up the bum?
You can't imagine your mum having sex with a black man? That's pretty racist, Jeremy!
This place is amazing, Gwyn. How can you afford it all?
Well I guess I've just been very lucky. Money's an energy and lots of it has always flowed towards me. Particularly after my parents died.
Cosmic.
We have something special. Not my words, yours. We can't throw that all away just because I ... spy on you ... can we!?
[Jez approaches an acquaintance from school]
Gog!
Jeremy! What are you doing here?
Wouldn't you like to know, you big prick!
[Jez twists Gog's nipple]
Remember that time we made you wank off Percy's dog for a fiver?
Is that? ... Oh my god it is! It's Gog!
Who's Gog?
It's Gog! In school, if you had to sneeze, you'd run up and do it in his face.
I'll tell you what, that crack is really moreish.
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