[after putting Batman & Robin under with a spray] Fools. Don't they know that tears are a woman's most effective weapon?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I could give you more happiness than anyone in the world.
How do you propose to do that?
By being your partner in life, I mean it's me and you against the world.
What about Robin?
Hmmm... I know. We'll kill him.
[Catwoman's men appear and confront Batman.]
So, you didn't tell the truth [about coming alone].
Did you ever hear of a crook who did?
The odds seem about right -- four against one.
[appearing from behind some furniture] Four against two, Batman!
Robin!
I couldn't resist. [staying away] You were taken in by her [sniffs], but I'm too young for that sort of thing!
Out of the mouths of Boy Wonders ofttimes come gems.
That's one trouble with dual identities, Robin. Dual responsibilities.
KKato
Kung fu is kung fu- it's not child's play.
KKato
I'm glad those guys are on our side, even though they don't know it.
If the Caped Crumb is here, the cowled creep can't be far behind.
It isn't that I love you any less, Batman. Simply that I love me more.
When we get to the Royal Oil Boiling Room, be sure to prepare some real boiling royal boiling oil to boil the Boy Wonder in. Royally.
LLisa
Would you like to come in for a glass of milk and cookies?
I'm afraid it's rather late. Why, it's 10:30!
[to Black Widow] I never touch spirits. Have you some milk?
[After the Black Widow has hypnotized Batman] Batman, I need you to sing a song! That way I can free you from the Black Widow's evil thrall!
Very well, Robin. I think a little Gilbert & Sullivan... [Picks up flower] I'm called Little... Buttercup... Poor Little... Buttercup... Though I could... never tell... why...
Ewww. Well, that's terrible. Terrible, Wayne. Why, even a 3-year old could do better than that. Here, let me show you. [Joker works with the clay and ruins the sculpture.] Ah, there, that's more like it.
Yes. I see what you mean. That's about the level of a 3-year old.
I do the jokes around here, Wayne!
I say that was one of your better ones.
Where's Bruce Wayne?
Mr. Wayne is not at home, sir.
Too bad. I'll get my revenge later. Right now, I'll settle for cash. Where's the safe?
My duties do not include aiding and abetting thievery.
Oh, no? [points a gun at Baby Jane's head]
...right this way, sir.
[The Joker is helplessly stuck on the Bat-pole.]
Alfred, old pal! Have pity! [whimpers]
We Anglo-finks have a long memory.
[Alfred sends Joker screaming back down the Bat-pole.]
[to himself] I really shouldn't take pleasure in another creature's misfortunes. But, uh, occasionally, one may be forgiven for a slight twinge of satisfaction.
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