Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[Danny's at his house trying to study for the C.A.T. test with Jazz in the room. He suddenly senses a ghost.]
[quietly, to himself] Aw, man! A ghost? Here? [loudly, to Jazz] Now get out of my room!
We're in the kitchen. [sees ghost behind Danny] But if that's your attitude, I don't want to see you or anything you do in here for the next several minutes! [rushes out]
[to Danny, Tucker, and Sam] I sent him back to his own time. Or rather, forward to his own time. You see, to me time moves backward and forward and... Oh, why am I bothering? You're only 14.
Well, well, well. [Danny turns to see the Future Box Ghost] All this time we've planning on how we take the fight to you. And here you are, wrapped up like a present.
Box Ghost?
Beware...[shoots Danny with a blast of blue energy into Future Ember]
[after bumping into Future Ember] Ember? You look...
Like I went to seed right after you destroyed my vocal cords WITH THAT GHOSTLY WAIL OF YOURS?!
I was gonna say 'statuesque,' but uh...[smiles innocently]
[Dark Danny has revealed his true form to Jazz]
You're not Danny. That's why the Booo-merang wasn't homing in on your ecto-signature. You're not Danny!
I was, but I grew out of it. The Danny you know is floating helplessly in the Ghost Zone ten years in the future.
He'll escape! He'll beat you!
How? Is the answer: A. the Fenton Portal? Destroyed it. B. the only remaining portal? The one that my idiot cheesehead archenemy has? As soon as I find it, that's going too.
Cheesehead? Vlad Masters? He's your archenemy?
[continues] Is it: C. you? No. You can't stop me from cheating on the C.A.T. and solidifying my future, so it must be D... [blasts Jazz away with a plasma blast] None of the above.
[Jazz faints; Dark Danny transforms into Danny, takes the C.A.T. answers form, and reads the answers. A smile lights up his face]
Well, what do you know? The answer to the first question is "D"! [evil laugh]
[after KOing future versions of his foes with a Ghostly Wail and detransforming] Whoa... [looks at them] My voice is changing... great, [transforms back] now I'm going through Evil Puberty. Everywhere I go my evil future is smacking me in the face! [hit on the back of the head with the Booo-merang] OWW!
Where is he? Where's our son?
What have you done to our boy?!
[laughing] Ha, ha, ha! I am your boy!
What?!?
What kind of parents were you anyway? The world's leading ghost experts, and you couldn't even figure out that your own son was half-ghost!
[to Maddie] For the record, I blame you.
What makes you think you can change my past?
Because I promised my family!
Aha ha, ha, ha! Oh, you are such a child! You promised?
Yes! I...PROMISED!
[Danny uses his Ghostly Wail on Dark Danny.]
Oh! That power! Oh, it's not possible! I don't get that power until ten years from now!
I guess... the future isn't as set in stone as you think it is. [roars again]
He has the answers to the test.
He's clearly going to cheat.
He has your time medallion.
He has your time medallion.
You said that twice.
[to Tucker and Sam] You know, if I had an ounce of humanity left in me, this would be a very touching little reunion, but of course I surrendered my human half a long time ago.
[telling how Dark Danny came into existence] If it's any consolation, they went so quickly. They felt no pain. Unfortunately, the same could not be said for you, Daniel. With nowhere else to go, you came to me, the only person on the planet who could possibly hope to understand your situation. All you wanted was to make the hurt go away. I honored your wishes... no more painful human emotions to drag you down. Sadly, that freed you up to rip the ghost out of me. And when my evil ghost half mixed with yours, my evil side overwhelmed you.
What happened to my human self?
Some things, my boy, are better left unsaid. If any good came out of this, it's that ten years without ghost powers gave me the chance to see what a fool I'd been.
Maybe that's all anybody needs. A second chance.
Your time is up, Danny. It's been up for ten years.
[Danny sits on the steps of Casper High; Jazz comes over to him]
So how long have you known?
About the test? For days, but I'm really proud of you for not cheating.
Not that. [Danny holds up Jazz's tattered note and torn piece of her headband] Your headband, your note with your handwriting.
What that? [chuckles nervously and blushes] I didn't write that. And there must be dozens of headbands.
[looking unconvinced] Jazz...
[sits down beside Danny] Since the Spectra thing. I didn't want to tell you until you wanted to tell me. It's your secret.
Well, it's our secret now.
[They hug]
Don't think this means I'll stop being meddling and overprotective.
I wouldn't have it any other way.
[mumbling] "Can't believe I quit acting to work in this place.
[to newscaster] There's chaos here, Bill. [ghostly Christmas trees surround him; he panicks] Not the face! Not the face!"
[to the ghosts] "I'm trapped in this story. The guy's off his nut."
"He ought to know better."
"Let's go kick his butt!"
[Danny shoves an orange into Walker's mouth, hoping to end the ghost fight]
[typing] Young Danny thought quickly and picked up an orange.
He threw it at Walker who... [stops typing and thinks; angrily] Aw, crud! Nothing rhymes with orange!
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