Everyone ought to be able to live by themselves.
But don't you need some good friends in your life who you can count on in a pinch?
I'm talking about the basics here. I can't stand weak and indecisive people!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I won't let that happen. You're not getting off that easy. No way! The people you and Raiga killed, they all wanted to live but you didn't leave them that choice! You decided for them! Well you don't get to decide this time, ok?! You're gonna live and you're going to take some responsibility for all those people's lives you cut short!
I'm not running away and I'm not giving up. I will save this child.
You doofus! This isn't the time to go passing out! [feeds Naruto curry of life, causing him to wake up startled]
What the heck do you think you're doing?
Does that mean you're awake?
Wait hold on a minute, what are you doing here? I thought you fell off the cliff, didn't you?
It was just a trap, Naruto. You couldn't figure that out?
That is a lot of Narutos. I must have been out of it for a little while.
[Hinata has made Naruto an onigiri shaped like his head]
I sure didn't expect to be eating my own face when I woke up this morning. Oh wow! Seriously Hinata, you're gonna make somebody one heck of a wife!
[blushing] What? One heck of a wife...
It's not a face that makes someone a monster, it's the choices they make with their life!
AAnko
[To Amachi] Weirdo. Glad you showed up.
[After Hinata faints] Okay. Here's an idea. How about you cut our ropes first, then you can faint all you want.
Okay, those guys need to be stopped. Naruto and I can handle that. Meanwhile, you head back at your own pace. Be careful. Your leg is still injured so don't push it.
[Nods] I won't overdo it.
Here's the plan. Head home at your own pace but be careful. That leg is still hurt, you know.
Didn't I just tell her that? Were you paying attention?!
What's that? I zoned out.
[Blushes] Thanks, Naruto.
[Grunts] Come on, idea boy. [Pulls Naruto by his collar]
[While looking for fake Naruto] Where you hiding, you big fake fraidy-cat?! Show that handsome face already!
[Fake Naruto runs into Sakura while she's carrying books]
Something maybe you'd like to say?! Like oh, I don't know, "sorry"?!
FNFake Naruto
[Laughs] Check it out! Landed right on your butt cuz it's the biggest part of you! Butt queen! All hail the butt queen! And that forehead, more like a fivehead, am I right? [Runs off]
[Stands up angrily] By the time I'm done with you, Naruto, you won't have a butt... cuz I'm gonna kick it all over the village!
[approaching from behind] Sakura! Get out of the way!
Naruto! Shut up! [Punches Naruto in the chin, sending him soaring]
What was that for?
Wait a minute, if Naruto ran off in that direction... [points to her left] ...how did he get back over there so quickly? [points to her right]
Akamaru, what's wrong boy? Have you forgotten my scent? We've always been together haven't we? We grew up together. Akamaru please, somewhere in there, there has to be a part of you that remembers. Show me that you remember. AKAMARU! Forgive me. Can you? I know that I've brought you nothing but pain and suffering. I broke my word. I swore I'd always protect you. Akamaru I'm sorry. Sorry I wasn't a better master. I'm here. Here for you. Forever.
So that old man wasn't necessarily a bad guy?
I knew it. It's like I said, anyone who likes Ichiraku Ramen can't be all bad.
Huh? I remember the guy saying he didn't like eating ramen all the time?
Well Ichiraku ramen is different.
There's no way you can go through life with something you hate on the menu every day.
You are so right!
[Naruto finishes his ramen and sees Gennou's reflection in the remaining soup]
Idon't know if you heard, but Kurenai's quitting squad 8, so I came to see if I can convince Grandma Tsunade to try and talk her out of it.
Don't think you'll have any luck. You can try.
Oh don't worry, I know where she keeps her booze hidden. So all I gotta do is threaten to tell Shizune and she'll be putty in my hands.
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