There is only one destiny we all share equally... death.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
After all you said about how you can't fight your destiny, you don't really believe in it either, do you?
Why fight a hopeless battle trying to defy your destiny?
Cuz people called me a failure. I'll prove them wrong!
When I become Hokage, I'll change the way of the Hyuga clan after I become Hokage!
[They clash, creating a large explosion with 2 craters]
GGenma
Man, that's some chakra the kid's got. Never seen anything like it. No Way that Hyuga kid could've...
But which one's Naruto?
Don't ask me, I don't even know what happened just now.
[Neji climbs out]
That's the secret of Neji's rotation technique. It not only blocks any attacks, but it turns the energy of an opponent's own chakra against him, and Naruto went right into it. There's not a genin alive who can beat Neji. But still, I've got to hand it to you Naruto, you came closer than anyone ever has.
Sorry but this is reality. You're a failure. This match is over. [the defeated Naruto is revealed to be a shadow clone and the real Naruto pops out of the ground to knock Neji out] I can't move.
GGenma
He used his clone as bait and waited for his chance to get Neji. Even when he was getting pounded into the ground, he never stopped planning his next move. He never lost faith in his ability to win. Naruto knows instinctively that believing in yourself can give you the power to change your destiny. And on top of that he's got one hell of a left hook.
I should've guessed you'd use that shadow clone jutsu. It's your specialty after all. I was careless.
For the record, I failed the graduation exam 3 times because there was this one jutsu that was always on the exam and it tripped me up every time. It was the one jutsu that I just couldn't master. My clones were pathetic. That's right, I flunked the shadow clone jutsu every time. [Neji is shocked] So don't come whining to me with this destiny stuff. And stop trying to tell me you can't change what you are. You can do it too cuz after all, unlike me, you're not a failure.
GGenma
Even a caged bird was smart enough, and will be able to figure out how to open the door to its cage with its beak. The dream of flying and breaking free is too great to resist.
HHizashi
For a long time I have resented the Head Family. To tell the truth, even now I'm bitter. I'm not doing this because you're a part of the Head Family. I want to die protecting you because you're my brother, Hiyashi.
[Looks out the window] Father, I wish you could see these birds flying. They're finding their freedom too.
It really doesn't make a whole lot of difference to me whether I ever become a Chunin or not, but I guess maybe I shouldn't let myself be beaten by a female, so let's do it.
So why do I always have to fight girls? It sucks man.
Yeah, go Shikamaru! Use a super awesome technique on her and take that bitch down!
[watching clouds] Ah, sometimes I wish I was a cloud just floating along, going wherever the breeze takes me.
[Shikamaru has trapped Temari with an extremely clever strategy]
I don't believe this. The whole time I thought I was keeping out of range of his shadow jutsu when really I was walking right into it. Amazing. This slacker clown outsmarted me.
The next move is checkmate.
Did you say something?
GGuy
Oh! You make me so mad, Kakashi! Why do you always have to act so cool?
GGuy
The secret of its jab is in the speed with which it is delivered and the ninja's ability to focus his chakra at the point of impact. Once these two elements, speed and focus have attained a certain level, the chakra actually becomes visible and gives off the distinctive sound that you hear, like birds chirping. It is this sound that gives the technique its name: Chidori, 1000 birds!
[Sasuke uses Chidori to penetrate Gaara's sand shield]
That's impossible. No one can penetrate his defenses.
No way.
BBaki
I don't believe it.
FKFourth Kazekage
Excellent.
That technique, it's Kakashi's.
GGuy
Also known as lightning blade.
But why's that?
GGuy
It got its name because Kakashi once used it to cut a bolt of lightning in half before it could touch the ground.
Wow, cutting lightning in half.
Yeah right. These old guys and their war stories.
GGuy
But whether called thousand birds or lightning blade, it's a weapon of unimaginable power, requiring almost inhuman levels of speed and chakra. But once perfected, it transforms a ninja's arm into an indestructible and invincible sword. A dangerous technique, not to be taught lightly.
Yeah you're one to talk. [Turns to Rock Lee] Right, Lee?
Its so warm and wet... Mother, what is it...? BLOOD! IT'S MY BLOOD!
You're all sweaty too. So gross.
Come on, we're all friends here right?
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