Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[During the credits, Frankie scolds Bloo for the chaos he caused while taking Mac on a joyride after stealing the Foster's bus]
[pacing back and forth] Driving without a license, lying on a job application, destruction of personal property, destruction of public property, illegal use of toilet plungers and calling me a heifer! I mean, really, Bloo, don't you have anything to say for yourself?
Now, let's see. "To program a new code, enter "star-5," master code code number 1 to 32, new four-digit code, the code-number is a double-digit from 1 to 32, press pound to return to ready." Oh my. [As he presses buttons on the keypad, one of the doors swing open and Cheese gets kicked out of Foster's]
Coco coco co, coco!
Yeah, what she said!
[inhales] Okay.
[shocked when she sees Cheese memorizing the code in song as he leaves] CHEESE KNOWS THE CODE!
LET'S GET HIM!!!
[mumbles to Cheese to stop him from screaming] Rock-a-bye crazy on the treetop. When the wind blows, the cradle will destroy. When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall-
Fall?! [screams]
Oh, geez! Okay, um... Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his-
Broke?! [screams]
I got this one! The itsy-bitsy spider-
Spiders! [screams]
[Eduardo sighs]
Baa, baa, black sheep, have you-
Sheep! [screams]
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake-
Cake! [screams]
[to "Three Blind Mice"] Co-co-co, co-co-co-
Coco! [screams]
Quick, someone think of another song! Something that's not scary!
I got one! Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, chopped-up baby birdies' feet. Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts floating in my ice cream. and I don't got a spoon.
No spoon! [screams]
[laughs] This is fun!
[to Goo] You're a genius! [Goo smiles with satisfaction; runs up to Mac] Did you get it all?
[tired and exhausted] Yeah, I think I actually did!
[with eyes tearing up with victory] Do it, Mac. Press "enter."
[As Mac slowly presses the "enter" button, Cheese stupidly gets in the way, pressing all the buttons in the back of his head]
Yeah! I like fishy crackers!
[pulls to get the doors open but they're still locked and turns to Cheese; incredibly infuriated] YOU! If you had only listened to one of the thousand times I told you, [gets into his face] YOU…DON'T…LIVE…HERE! GO HOME!!!
Cheese!
[Frankie looks up and is shocked to see the news reporting team have finally arrived]
You'll see! My home will be more successful, than Foster's ever was! I'll show you all! You'll see! Now, good day sirs!
[Episode starts at Mac's school; The teacher is passing out American Presidents tests to Mac and her other students]
Now, students, you will have until the end of the period to finish your test on American Presidents, and remember… [points to her eyes; sternly] these eyes see all, so no cheating! [sweetly] Begin. [As Mac starts working on his test, he hears a boy whispering to his pen, which is then revealed to be an imaginary friend, and he whispers in return for the answers to every question; stares at Mac] Eyes forward, Mac. [Mac goes back to his test; takes the pen-shaped like imaginary friend out of the boy's shirt pocket, catching him cheating] Cheating of any kind will not be tolerated, even by an imaginary friend. [throws the imaginary friend pen in the confiscation closet] Now, everyone, back to your tests.
Wait, stop! Stop! [stops Madame Foster from bashing Lil' Lincoln and Moose with a broomstick, thinking they're intruders] They're not intruders. They're just imaginary friends. I brought them here. This is Lil' Lincoln and his au pair, Moose. You see, I was at school, and the teacher took these guys away from the kids who created them, and why? Because one of them was created to cheat and the other one's a big bully. So what? That's not their fault. That's no reason to lock them up in a closet forever, so what could I do? I had to rescue them and bring them here, right?
[pats him on the head] You're a good boy, Mac. You did the right thing. It's a pleasure to meet you both.
Madame, the pleasure is all mine.
[As Mac leaves the school building, he doesn't see Wilt as the new flagpole as he passes by]
Hey, Mac!
Wilt?
Good day at school?
[speechless] What are you doing?
Oh, your principal adopted me and gave me this job.
Okay? [resumes walking off]
[enraged at Lil' Lincoln] You didn't adopt out the friends. You sold them for profit! [raises her hands with money]
Oh, boy. You just figured that out? That's right, toots, I sold them all. And with the scratch I clear, I thought I'd turn this dump into something nice, say, a casino!
I…I… You're nothing more than a con man, a crook! Mr. Herriman, do something!
You're right. [hops away] I need to check and see if your hard-boiled eggs are done, Mr. President.
[threateningly] You won't get away with this! I am so telling my grandma!
This is all my fault. If I didn't bring them here, none of this would've ever happened. [sadly] I'm really sorry, guys.
Oh, it's okay, you couldn't have known. We've just got to figure a way out of here and stop the tyranny of Abraham Lincoln!
We're never getting out of here! All the friends are gone, the madame is brainwashed, all hope is lost!
No! There is one who can save us!
Grandma, he's a crook! He locked us in the closet!
He sold all the imaginary friends to make money and he's gonna turn Foster's into a casino!
He made me be his maid! [upset] Called me his First Lady.
Wherever do they get these imaginations? [chuckles] Is that the paperwork giving you control of everything, dear?
Just a formality, my darling. Just scribble your nom de plume right there, and it's bon voyage.
[Foster's is celebrating their 5-year creator reunion picnic weekend on a beautiful day where all creators come to visit their former imaginary friends]
Wow! I think it's so amazing that Madame Foster hosts this reunion every five years. It means so much for the imaginary friends to see their creators every once in a while.
[unhappily] Hmph. I'll say.
What's wrong with you? You should be happy for all our friends.
You are so selfish.
Me? What are you talking about?
Look around you, Mac. These friends haven't seen their creators in years. YEARS! They are overcome with joy!
Coco was created by nerds!
You know what I like best about the reunion? It's really cool to see what kind of people thought up all the friends we know.
Hmm. Hadn't noticed.
You know whose creator I really wanna meet? [cut to Wilt standing sadly at a table with cupcakes] Wilt!
[cringing] Oh! Hey, Mac! Hey, Bloo! [clenching his teeth in a strained smile and twitching his good eye]
Is there something wrong?
[hesitantly] Yeah, sure! Never better! Sorry! Want some burgers? [instead offers Mac and Bloo a plate of cupcakes]
[takes a cupcake] Uh, thanks.
Hey, Wilt, where's your creator?
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