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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

I thought steam was supposed to unstuff me. I gotta get some air in here. [pulls at the chains on the window]

The rattling! The terrible rattling!

[Bloo bursts out of the bathroom, trying to get the chains off him, and Eduardo screams]

It's the Cannibal Ghost!

[Wilt and Eduardo both scream, Wilt jumps in fright and gets his head stuck in the ceiling, Eduardo runs, and Coco comes down the hall still dressed like a ghost]

COCO! [Bloo screams] Coco! Coco! COCO!

Coco?

[Eduardo runs and screams, bursting through the walls. He bumps into a wall-like imaginary friend and gets sent flying back]

WFWall Friend

Try to watch where you're going, pal.

[Eduardo screams]

Sorry. Really. Shan't happen because none of it can happen again. Won't happen because none of it seems to happen again. Go on back to bed. Don't you worry about a little thing. Every little thing is gonna be alright right now, there's definitely not a- [Eduardo grabs him and pulls him down] Cannibal Ghost.

[Wilt and Eduardo fall and they Bloo draped in Coco's sheet]

Coco? Coco? Coco?

Coco? It's been you this whole time, hasn't it? Why, of all the rotten tricks to- [he removes the sheet, revealing Bloo underneath it] Homina, homina, homina, homina, homina, homina, homina, homina, homina, homina-

Hi! I'm a stupid, lazy door! I'm stupid and lazy at least, I shan't try to OPEN UP because I can't try to OPEN UP! I won't try to OPEN UP because I don't care to try to OPEN UP!

Who you gonna call?

Cococo.

They've been out of business for years. If we wanna save our friends from this phantom menace, we're gonna have to do it ourselves. So, how did they stop the ghost in the movie?

Now, we need to feel quiet so the ghost won't know we're coming. So no feeling spooky and yelly at all, okay?

I don't feel yelly.

Shh.

Coco.

[Eduardo spots Bloo coming up behind them and pokes Coco and Wilt]

Quit it, Eduardo.

Oh...

[Eduardo pokes them again]

What is it? You need to tell me THE GHOST IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

What is the meaning of this?!

Coco cococo, co co co co!

Caught a ghost? It's preposterous. There's no such things as…

[The Foster's bus crashes through the boarded-up doors]

[steps out of the bus] Monster... monster... monster... [four imaginary friends all covered in plaster] GHOSTS!!!!! [faints]

That is the problem. This party is unauthorized! And more importantly, it is interfering with my 23 hours of beauty sleep!

You may want to shoot for 24.

Ooh, you are going to get in big trouble for this.

Oh, you're just sore 'cause you didn't get invited.

Bloo, I hate to say it, I mean, I really hate to say it, but I think Icky Von Yuck-Yuck might be right.

You're taking sides with Blicky McBarf?

No, I just think Grossie Grossenstein has a point.

I am calling Madame Foster this instant. When she hears about this, your days in this house will be numbered.

Fine! Call her! See what I care! [snaps fingers]

Yeah, boss?

See to it Old Ug-Mug doesn't get near a phone.

Got it.

You're pushing your luck. And Mr. Herriman's gonna be back soon and-

I told you already, it's taken care of.

Look, I don't want to see you get in trouble again. It's bad for my rep.

Do I have to fight for my right to party?

How about fighting for your right not to get kicked out of the house?

Pshaw. You worry too much. Loosen up. Here. Have some candy.

Uh, no thanks.

Oh, come on. It's just-

I SAID NO THANKS!

[Mac accidentally bumps into Billy the Squid while trying to get away from Bloo, making him launch a bowl of punch in the air and spill, and gets a drop of punch in his mouth, and starts going crazy]

Sugar. [turns to Bloo with a handful of candy] Sugar! [jumps onto Bloo and eats the candy] SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR! [runs off, laughing maniacally]

[as Cy blocks her way, then points to something] Look over there! [Cy turns around to look the other way] Victory! [the telephone is revealed to be an imaginary friend and runs away] AAAAHH! If only Herriman were here!

[Meanwhile…]

Ooh, of all the things you've pulled. When I get home, I'm going to give you a right what for.

[through telephone] Hello?

HI, WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER FOR A PARTY?!

WRONG NUMBER! What are you doing?!

You sugar-coated idiot! You can't even hold on to a phone! You've ruined everything!

CALL'S OVER NOW GIVE ME CHOCOLATE!

There will be no chocolate for you!

GIVE ME MY CHOCOLATE!

Chocolates?! You tried to sell us out for Duchess' stupid chocolate?

I'll have you know they're stupid gourmet chocolate.

[scolding Fridgy, a refrigerated imaginary friend] I cannot believe it. I am absolutely outraged. What made you think you could get away with this? And furthermore…

Hey, pal. We okay?

Sugar.

What's that?

S-S-Sugar! Need sugar.

Oh, sugar. [takes out a piece of gum] You mean like this piece of gum?

SUGAR! Precious sugar! [eats the gum and ends up spitting it out] It burns us! IT BURNS US! [Wilt drags him into the car, and they drive back to Foster's; coughing] You said… [coughs] it was sugar.

Right, sugar. Sugar free.

Mr. Herriman, I am severely disappointed in you.

But, Madame, I…

Ooh, I am no fool, bunny! It is more than clear what occurred here today. I told you explicitly, implicitly, and unequivocally, no… wild… parties. Without me!

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