Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
(After saving Duny who insists that Geralt be rewarded) Fine. I claim the tradition as you have. The Law of Surprise. Give me what you have but do not know.
(horrified) No! What have you done witcher?
Fear not your majesty, if I'm seen in your kingdom again it will be to kill a real monster. Not lay claim to a new crop or a new pup. Destiny can go fu- (Interrupted by Pavetta vomiting) Fuck.
I'm going to stay. Guide her.
You're a good man, Mousesack.
You should stay too.
This has been enough partying for me. I'm getting out of here. Alone.
You're bound to this now Geralt, whether you like it or not.
I'm not for changing. You know me better than that.
Yes I do. But you can't outrun destiny just because you're terrified of it. It's coming Geralt. Not believing won't change that.
Bullshit, this was just a girl using her magic to stop her mother from gutting her lover. Nothing more.
So you say. But the bond that will be come into being between you and this child, when it is born, will be extraordinary. If you dismiss it, leave without claiming this child surprise, you will surely unleash true calamity upon us all.
I'll take that chance.
(Casting a net into a lake) I'm not fishing. I can't sleep.
Right. Good. Well, that makes sense, so much that it sort of doesn't. What's going on Geralt? Talk to me.
(Pauses briefly) A Djinn.
A what?
I'm looking for a Djinn.
For a Djinn? Like a Genie? The floaty fellows with the bad tempers and the banned magics that sort of Genie? (Laughing)
Yes, it'll grant me wishes. It's in this lake somewhere and I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP!
Did you sing to her when she left you?
I did, actually, and she... why? What are you implying? (Geralt stares back) Oh, we are so having this conversation. Come on, Geralt. Tell me. Be honest. How's my singing?
It's like ordering a pie and finding it has no filling.
(visibly taken aback) You... need a nap!
I've never been shy a day in my life.
That's cheating.
Nobody smart plays fair.
Are you perhaps short of a marble?!
(looks in the window and sees Geralt and Yennefer making love) They're alive! (pause) They're really alive.
(To thieving villager) I believe those are mine. (Catches coin purse from villager who then flees)
Geralt, they- with the- This woman just killed a man with her bare hands for trying to steal your horse.
Maybe she'll make a better travel companion then.
Those Dwarves will be partnered on.
Bar man!
Geralt can handle them in his sleep.
Fucking right! (running up and jumping on the counter) HE SAID HE WANTS 4 FUCKING PINTS! Now!
Or, maybe a little bit awake.
(Extends hand to shake Geralt's hand) Name's Yarpen Zigrin.
(Shakes Yarpen's hand) Geralt of Rivia.
And my name is Julian Alfred Pankr-
Aye! I know. (To Geralt) You'll fetch a goodly amount for that mare if you sell now!
Charming how everyone wants go get their hands on roach these days, isn't it?
He means we won't make it out alive.
Wait, what? No one mentioned anything about impending death!
How is it that I've walked this earth for decades without coming across a witcher, and then the first one I meet, I can't get rid of?
I'd say something strange was afoot, but then again, Witchers are bound to bump into monsters eventually.
(laughing) Jaskier.
Yennifer.
The crow's feet are new.
Yeah, well, your jokes are... old.
Yennifer... do not tell me you've traveled all this way for made-up fertility cures using fresh dragon hearts?
They are not made up.
They are. And seriously, you? A mother?
Do you think I'd make a bad one?
Definitely. Yen, a child? What could you possibly want with a child?
They took my choice, I want it back. Not that I'd expect you to understand.
I didn't choose to become a Witcher. (sighing) Listen, the people who made us, they made us sterile for a lot of reasons. One of the kinder ones is because this lifestyle isn't suited to a child. What? You were going to summon chaos on kings' orders in between feeding and naps?
Do not patronize me!
I'm not, I've thought about this. Often. And I'd rather use my Child Surprise as Bruxa bait than subject it to this life!
What did you just say?
Uh... Ah, fuck!
You have a Child Surprise? Isn't that rich? You lecture me on made-up cures for having a child, meanwhile you cheat with destiny to steal one.
(Throwing sword on the ground) Well that's fuckin' shite! We missed a whole mother lode of fun!
Ask no questions and in return, I offer you these to take to the king (showing 2 teeth from a dragon)
Dragon teeth? I've never been one to look a gift cock in the beak, though this might not be enough proof to collect the reward.
Tell the king if he's not satisfied, he can expect the body of a dragon dropped upon his royal wedding. Free of charge.
And if I win the war but lose Ciri, what victory is that?
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