DDDee Dee
Oooh! Dexter's got gas!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Where the **** are we?
RDRude Dee Dee
Beats the **** out of me!
[With a British accent] Why, you're in Dexter's Laboratory, silly. I'm Dexter, and this golden-haired angel behind me is my charming sister, Dee Dee.
DDDee Dee
[With a British accent] Charmed!
Ah, **** off!
DDDexter and Dee Dee
[gasp] Oh, dear!
MMom
I hope you're hungry, 'cause I made a [trips over Rude Dexter] very... SPECIAL LUNCH THAT I GOT FROM A RECIPE THAT I... FOUND IN A BESSIE CRACKER MAGAZINE! [pants] I hope you like it.
MMom
[dizzy] Well, what do you think, Dexter?
[mouth full] I think it tastes like ****! [spits at Mom]
MMom
[faints]
MMom
[angry] Dexter! No, absolutely not! You cannot have any dessert!
Why? You want it all to yourself?
MMom
[gasps, then faints]
MMom
Now, to clean those filthy mouths.
[to the audience] Oh, ****!
NERV?
Uh huh. It’s a secret organization controlled by the U.N.
And that’s where my father works?
Well yeah. You do know what he does, don’t you?
All my teachers told was that it was important to the future of mankind.
NERV, my father's agency. Am I going to be working for him? Uh, what am I saying? He wouldn’t have sent me a letter unless he needed me for something.
Hmm, sounds like you don’t get along with your dad. Uh, you sound just like me.
Oh! Awesome! It’s a real Geofront!
That’s right! This is our secret underground base, NERV central. This city is the key to rebuilding our world. A fortress for all mankind!
So is this the boy?
Right, according to the Marduk report He’s the Third Child.
Hmm, pleased to meet you.
Uh, sure
I’m afraid that’s he’s just like his father. The gruff and unfriendly part that is.
It’s a face! A giant robot!
You won't find this in there.
What?
This is man's ultimate fighting machine the synthetic life form know as Evangelion, Unit 1. Built here in secret, it is mankind’s last hope.
Is this my father's work?
Correct. It’s been a while.
Father…
We’re moving out.
Moving out!? But Unit 0 is still in cryostasis! Huh! Wait a minute! You’re going to use Unit 1!?
There’s no other way.
No wait. Rei can’t do it yet can she? We don’t have a pilot!
We just received one.
You’re serious?
Shinji Ikari, you will pilot it.
But even Rei Ayanami took 7 months to synchronize with her Eva. It’s impossible for him to do it! He just got here!
He just has to sit in the seat. We don’t expect more than that.
B…. but.
Listen, defeating that Angel is our ultimate priority, if we have someone that has a chance of synchronizing with an Eva then we’ve got to risk it. You do understand that, don’t you Captain Katsuragi?
Yes ma'am.
Why did you send for me?
You know why I sent for you.
So you’re asking me to take this thing and go out there and fight?!
Correct.
How could you do this to me!? I thought you didn’t want me! Why! Why did you have to call me now father?!
Because I have a use for you.
But why? Why me?
Because there is no one else who can.
No I can’t! I’ve never even seen anything like this before! There’s no way I can do this!
You will be instructed.
But still! There’s no way! I can’t pilot that thing!
If you’re going to do it, do it now! If not then leave!
Shinji we don’t have much time!
Get inside.
This is all wrong. I came all this way! Uh why did I come!?
Why Shinji? Exactly why did you come here? You mustn’t run away, you must confront your father, and you must confront yourself!
I know that! But… I just…. Can’t!
I knew it! I’m not needed after all.
I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away!
Unfamiliar ceiling.
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