I didn't want you involved in this.
You're welcome.
If you're here... the entire crew must know.
You're still the Captain - invincible.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
(Picard and Wesley enter to a round of applause)
I beg your pardon?
Looks like things are back to normal.
I'm pleased to report that Ensign Crusher's Starfleet exam results permit him to continue his studies on board the Enterprise. Furthermore, any rumours of my brush with death are greatly exaggerated. Is that clear?
Yes, sir.
Then, Ensign Crusher, set course for the Epsilon Sector, warp five. Engage.
You must not drink the tea. It is deadly to humans.
And none too good for Klingons.
BBrenna
(disgustedly) Are you drunk yet, or can you go an' talk to Dr. Pulaski about the children?
DDanilo
What about them?
BBrenna
She wants to send them to school with the ship's children.
DDanilo
W - what do you think?
BBrenna
I think it's a good idea. So go handle it! (She looks pointedly at other Bringloidi hanging around nearby) And I'm sure there's somethin' you can be doin' with your time...(she turns to Worf) And as for YOU -!
Worf (irritated and incredulous): What?!
BBrenna
Why'd you have to go an' tell them this magic wall can give 'em more than just meat an' potatoes? Now we'll never get a lick o' work out of them!
(still irritated) Madam - have you ever considered a career in security?!
BBrenna
If it's anythin' like babysittin', I'm an authority!
BBrenna
Isn't that just like a man! You make these grandiose decisions, but you never stop to consider the poor women!
Miss Odell, I -
BBrenna
You men draw a mug and solve all the problems of the world while the beer goes down, but, when it comes to the practical matters, it always falls to the women to make your grand dreams come true!
Miss Odell, you were the one who wanted a new home.
BBrenna
But I don't know if I want to be Eve!
It's your choice. If you wish, you can stay on the Enterprise. We will drop you at a starbase, then you can go where you wish.
BBrenna
Leave my da?
If this is going to work, these people will need your strength...your guidance.
BBrenna
(under her breath, gazing up as if to heaven) Oh, damn...(she looks thoughtfully at the Prime Minister) What does he do again?
Prime Minister.
BBrenna
Hmmm. Sounds important.
Oh, it is.
BBrenna
Sounds like he might have more than two coins to rub together. (impish look) Three husbands...?
Judging a being by its physical appearance is the last major human prejudice, Wesley.
My mother is beginning a physiological phase. It's one that all Betazoid women must deal with as they enter mid-life.
Yes, it's something Troi warned me about when we first started to see each other. A Betazoid woman, when she goes through this phase, quadruples her sex drive.
Troi (quietly): Or more.
Riker (startled): Or more? You never told me that.
Troi (trying not to laugh): I didn't want to frighten you.
It seems, Captain, that you are the early favorite. (to become her mother's husband)
Congratulations, sir!
I'm not amused, Number One.
Whoever said 'getting there is half the fun' never rode in a class eight probe.
You are late.
Sorry, had to make myself beautiful.
I fail to understand why.
Worf, we’re alone now. You don’t have to act like a Klingon glacier, I don’t bite… actually, that’s not true, I do bite.
Drop your shields...IMMEDIATELY!
KTK'Temoc
And if I refuse?
then die in ignorance.
You’re upset.
Your finely honed Betazoid sense tell you that?
Well… that and the table.
Lieutenant, I order you to relax.
I AM RELAXED!
How’d you like command?
Comfortable chair.
(in response to Kolrami's criticism of Riker's "jocularity") Will Riker is the finest officer with whom I have ever served. Don't confuse style with intent.
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