Let's see, what else am I sorry for? I lost your family china in a poker game, then blamed it on the valet.
That's where that went? Gerald went to prison.
....
OK, I suppose that's not an unforgiveable act.
Oh! Once I partook in all of your cocaine and replaced it with wig powder.
No! I just fixed you, why're you doing something dumb again?!
[talking to the ghosts] So you're saying we should threaten Carol to get the wedding here?
These silences, man, things escalate very quickly in these silences.
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Then let's report a triple homicide.
OK, I'm gonna need some more frequent updates.
The truth is I sort of just...forgot.
You know, I'm technically 54 years old now.
I have one day to solve Alberta's murder.
You just drink alcohol even though no idea who gave it to you.
And you just traipsed through a field wearing a metal helmet during a lightning storm? What's your point, Thor? We all got here somehow.
Alcohol is highly addictive, with none of the productive or medicinal qualities of cocaine.
Has anyone ever talked to the basement ghosts about what they saw that night?
I'll be honest, I didn't know until very recently that they could speak.
ACAl Capone
This'll teach Alberta to facepalm me.
I'm gonna Google "Nigerian prince" and see if it's in the news!
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