Okay. I'll just stay in here with the corpse and all the ghosts. I was kidding. Sam, please slow down! Sam!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I can't believe I didn't ascend into heaven. I paid the church! There was a contract!
I cannot believe Elias is back. Til death do us part! It was right in the vows.
Is he literally twirling his mustache?
That can't be good.
Are you ready?
You wanna hang out and watch the game?
I'm supposed to help my wife with TurboTax today so...hell yeah, let's do this!
I'm all for world peace, but if you reach, I will teach.
You can do this.
What was that?!
It's a ghost feather, so it kinda just zaps right back into place. But symbolically, it's yours.
Yes! Is favorite story that does not involve killing Danes.
[final lines]
Isaac, aren't you usually on your walk with Nigel right about now?
Me & Nigel?
What people should be talking about is Isaac & Hetty.
I might be in use.
Sam!
[first lines]
Boys, boys. Notice anything different about me?
AAri
Uh, no, but I noticed something different about your mom when I left her house this morning.
AAll
Oh!
AAll
(repeatedly) Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug...
You clean the gunk out of the kitchen sink, and I will get the extra blankets out of the attic.
Why--why do I have to clean the gunk?
Because I pried that watch off of your ancestor's rotting corpse.
Fine. But you get to use that, like, two more times.
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