Yeah, come on in.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Mm, I thought you were in school.
JJeff
Amen.
Hey, little girl.
Oh my god.
50 yards, go for it.
Oh, Shelly. You got a package from your little friend.
What is it?
It's paternity test day on Ricki Lake and I'm missing it.
Unbelievable!
ASAdult Sheldon (VO)
I always believed my extraordinary life would be chronicled in numerous biographies. I even used to make up my own titles. My favorites were: From Texas to Success: the Sheldon Cooper Journey, and Cooper for Kids, a pre-school introduction to quantum gravity in superstrings. The point is, I knew my formative years would be well-documented, which meant I needed to polish up some of my early academic credentials, especially East Texas Tech.
(quietly) 54 days.
What's going on?
WWayne
Mary, we got some bad news.
Where's George?
TTom
I'm so sorry. He... he had a heart attack.
[tearing up] But he's okay, right?
TTom
He's gone.
See y'all later.
4:00.
Sheldon, they're gonna close the casket, if you wanna say goodbye to your dad.
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